Better Than Our Current Strategy in the Middle East

Crazy hobo, walking in office: Ecstasy! Ecstasy! Give every male one shot of ecstasy a day from the time they are seven to seventy, and that will end all the violence!

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: follylolly

Posted on January 9, 2018
Age and ageing, Arizona, Crazies, Drugs, Hobos, Violence, Weirdness

At Least It's My Tuxedo Speedo.

Flamboyantly gay guy in teeny Speedo, looking at bride in hotel lobby: Ummmm… Is there a wedding here?
Front desk agent, also looking at bride: Yup.
Gay guy, disgusted: God, I feel so silly in my Speedo.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: proud to be… an idiot?

Posted on January 4, 2018
Arizona, Clothing, Employees, Queers, Relationships

How to Gain Great Face in a Sushi Restaurant

Waiter: Does anyone have a green Firebird?
20-something lesbian: I do, why?
Waiter: It's on fire in the parking lot!
(20-something lesbian and girlfriend go outside and return ten minutes later)
Waitress: Is everything okay?
20-something lesbian, matter of factly: Yeah, my car just caught fire. Can we have another plate?
Girlfriend, unaffected: Also, she ordered tempura.

Sushi Garden
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on December 10, 2017
Arizona, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Lesbos, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

In My Hummer

Bartender: I can’t believe she rides her bike to work.
Waitress: Well, she lives just around the corner.
Bartender: I don’t care. If I lived in the parking lot, I would still drive to work.

Phoenix, Arizona