And If They're Really Yummy, It's “Mmm”

Asian bimbo #1, filling out apartment application: How do you spell “roommate”?
Asian bimbo #2 : Well… If it's just one person, it has one “m”. It it's two or more, two “m's”

UC Riverside
California

Overheard by: Sophya

Posted on January 14, 2010
Asians, Bimbettes, California, Colleges & Universities, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Being the Midwest Corn Princess Is Not Without Its Benefits

Hot brunette to guy friend: I just really want to get it, you know, so I can fuck it in its ear.
Guy: Ugh, me too!

Liberty State Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on January 12, 2010
Bimbettes, Body parts, Friends, Guys, Kink, New Jersey, Wishes

Plus, I Learned to Use a Urinal

Barely legal drunk blonde: Oh my god, I just walked into the guys' washroom. There were guys at the urinals!
Barely legal drunk brunette: It's okay, you were just breaking down gender dichotomies.

Karaoke Bar
Canadia

Overheard by: Tiffany

Posted on December 28, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Canadia, Drunks, Gender issues, Pee, Sexuality

Um, Have You Seen It Pole Dance??

Giggly blonde teen: Ew, you know bestiality is illegal, right?
Giggly brunette teen: It wasn't bestiality!
Giggly blonde teen: And yet you know that your cat is good in bed?

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Animals, Bimbettes, Canadia, Crimes, Sex, Weirdness

Puerto Ricans: “We've Never Seen This Girl Before in Our Lives.”

Dude: Buenos Aires, eh?
Bimbette wearing Buenos Aires t-shirt: I gotta represent for my Puerto Ricans!

Summit Park Clubhouse
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: rock.star.

Posted on August 15, 2009
Bimbettes, Clothes, Geography, Guys, Pennsylvania, Stupidity

Just a Bit Self-Conscious About His Baby-Carrot Penis

Blonde: So this guy was hitting on me and he was like, “so, do you have a boyfriend?” and I was like, “ummm, yeah.” It was really creepy. I was like, “oh my god, I can not tell my boyfriend about this!” I mean, normally he wouldn't really care, but (looks around and lowers voice) this guy was black, so I think my boyfriend might flip. I mean, not that he's racist or anything.

Penn Tech
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 30, 2009
Bimbettes, Pennsylvania, Race, Relationships, Weirdness, Whiteys

Men Are More Like Women Than We Like to Think

American bimbo, standing in front of an Italian painting of a martyr bleeding from his leg: Uhh, why is he, like, bleeding from his penis?

The Louvre
Paris
France

Overheard by: American art student

Posted on October 31, 2008
Bimbettes, Default, France, Penis, Questions, Stupidity

Do You Suppose This White Porcelain Fixture Could Be Used for Urination?

Bimbette in bathroom stall: So what are these hooks for?
Friend: To like, hang your coat or bag or whatever.
Bimbette: Oh my god! I am so stupid! I've been putting my coat on the floor! How long have you known about this? (runs out of stall, yells to random girl) Did you know about the hooks?! (girl nods) I am so stupid!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: chloe

Posted on October 18, 2008
Bimbettes, Canadia, Default, Friends, Questions, Stupidity

Except for the One Guy Who Said I Could Use a Cup

Bimbette shouting from crowd: Why does everyone want me to eat shit out of their mouths today?

Michigan Tech
Houghton, Michigan

Posted on August 24, 2008
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Euphemisms, Michigan, Poop, Questions, Weirdness

If You Make a Pop Culture Reference, They Accuse You Of Being a Jew

Gucci girl to friends: God! I’m so tired of my Nazi book group! (silence) I mean, they don’t want cookies, they don’t want to socialize, it’s just like, book book book you may not mention anything besides the book!

Glencoe, Illinois

Overheard by: I was worried for a minute

Posted on July 19, 2008
Bimbettes, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, History, Stupidity

Bimbettes