But Perhaps I'm Mis-Remembering Sesame Street

Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song.

Metro State
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Squid

Posted on October 30, 2021
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships

Twenty-Year-Old White Guys: That Hurts. Let’s Have Sex!

30-something black woman #1: The eye is superficial.
30-something black woman #2: Yeah, like 20-year-old white guys.

Community College
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Madison

Posted on October 22, 2021
Black people, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Ohio, Race, Women

At the Sexual Deviants’ Auction

Ballet girl: Do you know how much our feet are worth?!

West Leederville Train Station
Perth
Western Australia

Overheard by: Rose

Posted on September 26, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Default, Girls, Money, Questions, Train

I Hate When They Do It While You're Driving, and You Can't See the Road

Frustrated gamer playing The Legend of Zelda: Did you see that? She's such a slut! Her vagina was just totally up in link's face. And he's like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?

University of Massachusetts

Overheard by: the girl in the corner cramming for finals

Posted on September 14, 2021
Age and ageing, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Insults, Massachusetts, Questions, Vagina

And My Statue Collection Is Really Suffering

Brunette: I don't have ear wax.
Blonde: That's impossible! Your ears can't not produce wax.
Brunette: Well, I get a little bit of yellow on the q-tip like every 2 weeks, but it's just not as satisfying.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: mr. mitch

Posted on September 1, 2021
Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Weirdness

Your Editors Are Standing by

Literature professor: You know, eventually we're going to have to talk about the clitoris.
(class stares at him in silence) Maybe not today, but one of these days. I'm just saying.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: trying not to laugh

Posted on August 24, 2021
Body parts, Default, Sexuality, Teachers, Wisconsin, Words

…You’re My Mom and I’ll Always Love You.

Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I?d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on August 2, 2021
Body parts, Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Overheard at UMBC, Weirdness

Incestuous Cirque Du Soleil Porn Is a Joy to Watch

Guy: Yeah, and then there was uncle Marty, who was on his knees throwing balls at her…

Sydney
Australia

Posted on June 3, 2021
Australia, Balls, Body parts, Family ties, Guys, Sex

All I Mean Is, You Really Stand for Something.

Lady in suit to man in wheelchair: Well, you're quick on your feet, I'll give you that. You're quick on your feet… Oh.

Summer Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Julianna

Posted on May 26, 2021
Body parts, Disabled, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Suits, Weirdness

And Christianity Is the S&M Religion

Guy #1: Dude, like my whole body hurts.
Guy #2: Well, I told you not to hang out with those girls.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I haven't dated a religion major in a long time.

Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: dave

Posted on May 12, 2021
Advice, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Massachusetts, Religion

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