With the Same Impure Love You Have for Hello Kitty

Hipster guy, earnestly: Yeah, you’ll love her; her face is really funny!

16th & Market
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 30, 2021
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Words

Freud's Children Were His Primary Inspiration

Dad walking towards hotel lounge: Where are your hands?
Young daughter: Somewhere they shouldn't be!
Dad: That's right! Somewhere they shouldn't be!

Austria

Posted on November 24, 2021
Body parts, Dads, Default, Etiquette, Europe, Girls, Kids, Questions

Audrina from The Hills: Explained.

Woman #1, washing hands: What happened to your chin?
Woman #2: Oh! Uh, Justin head-butted me.
Woman #1: He what?
Woman #2: Oh, well, not like on purpose or anything, just, like, while we were messing around, or whatever.
Woman #1: Mmmmm…
Woman #2: Yeah, I was in like a bad accident when I was a kid so my face doesn't take blunt force trauma very well since then.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on November 11, 2021
Body parts, New York, Weirdness, Women

Why Casper the Friendly Ghost Has Difficulty Keeping a Girlfriend

Really stoned girl: Oh god, my first relationship was horrible. It was just six weeks of me being scared of his genitals.

Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Boffins

Posted on November 3, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Fears, Relationships, Stoners, Weirdness

The British Pudding Market May Fall to Its Knees

Old bearded man with Eastern European accent: The cost of blood is really going up.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Sophie

Posted on November 2, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Default, Money, Old folks, Weirdness

But Perhaps I'm Mis-Remembering Sesame Street

Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song.

Metro State
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Squid

Posted on October 30, 2021
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships

Twenty-Year-Old White Guys: That Hurts. Let’s Have Sex!

30-something black woman #1: The eye is superficial.
30-something black woman #2: Yeah, like 20-year-old white guys.

Community College
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Madison

Posted on October 22, 2021
Black people, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Ohio, Race, Women

At the Sexual Deviants’ Auction

Ballet girl: Do you know how much our feet are worth?!

West Leederville Train Station
Perth
Western Australia

Overheard by: Rose

Posted on September 26, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Default, Girls, Money, Questions, Train

I Hate When They Do It While You're Driving, and You Can't See the Road

Frustrated gamer playing The Legend of Zelda: Did you see that? She's such a slut! Her vagina was just totally up in link's face. And he's like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?

University of Massachusetts

Overheard by: the girl in the corner cramming for finals

Posted on September 14, 2021
Age and ageing, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Insults, Massachusetts, Questions, Vagina

And My Statue Collection Is Really Suffering

Brunette: I don't have ear wax.
Blonde: That's impossible! Your ears can't not produce wax.
Brunette: Well, I get a little bit of yellow on the q-tip like every 2 weeks, but it's just not as satisfying.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: mr. mitch

Posted on September 1, 2021
Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Weirdness

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