Shhh– You'll Give the Poor Flying Squirrel Body Image Issues

Girl, about woman who had gastric bypass: Dude, she has bags of skins. If she jumped out an airplane, she'd glide.

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on January 9, 2010
Body parts, Colorado, Girls, Health & Hygiene

That's What I Love About You– You're Not Afraid to Take Risks

Girl #1: I pulled out my knuckle hair with my teeth just now.
Girl #2: What? What the hell?
Girl #1: I was bored. And I wanted to see what it would feel like.
(silence)
Girl #1: It felt like a pinch.

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on January 6, 2010
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Hair, Missouri, Sensory experiences, Wishes

He Used to Just Be Known As “R. Kelly”

Girl, about her dog: Yeah… My friends call him “Facefucker.”
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/porn-dog.html

Overheard by: lauren

Posted on December 16, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Girls, Guys, Names, Overheard in PDX, Sex

Eh. Most Of What We Produce Is Shit, Anyway.

Coworker #1: Are either of you any good with reviewing grammar?
Coworker #2: What?
Coworker #1, yelling: I'm having colon problems!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-should-see-internist-or-editor.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 14, 2009
Body parts, Coworkers, Eavesdrop DC, Health & Hygiene, Questions

I Thought That Was Only Possible in Thailand?

Professor: Here, let me make you some flesh. You know, you can buy flesh in the school store!

Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Painting with Mr. Lector

Posted on December 2, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Maryland, Shopping, Teachers, Weirdness

According to Paris Hilton's Guide to Science

Woman: My legs are burning. But only because I'm putting more pressure on the gravity.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Just Me

Posted on November 18, 2009
Body parts, Health & Hygiene, Science, Sensory experiences, Washington, Women

Once You Invoke Hitler, Rational Conversation Ceases

Girl #1, playing Tetris: Stop moving your feet, it's distracting me.
Girl #2: I wasn't trying to distract you! I needed to crack my ankles.
Girl #1: I bet Hitler just needed to crack his ankles too, he didn't mean to kill all those Jews.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: Estelle

Posted on November 5, 2009
Body parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Games, Girls, History, Murder, Weirdness

You're So Full Of Shit, Jason

Jock: Our soccer team's like the colon–it's probably there for a reason but no one knows what it is.
Friend: That's the appendix.

Westminster, Maryland

Posted on November 5, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Jocks, Maryland, Stupidity

David Byrne, Is That You?

Disgruntled hobo outside dollar store: All anyone ever thinks about is “Do I still love him?” and “What happened to your teeth?” That don't make no sense!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on October 26, 2009
Body parts, California, Feelings, Hobos

Are Catholic Girls Allowed to Sing from the Diaphragm?

Guy: Do you know how I know you were singing correctly?
Girl: You saw me sucking in my stomach?
Guy: No. When you started spitting at me!
Girl: I can't help that I have great diction!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on October 24, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Singing, Weirdness

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