My Wax Sculpture Of Aaron Burr Is Nearly Complete

Asian guy #1: So… Where are we goin'?
Asian guy #2: Well, I haven't cleaned my ears since this morning, so… Gotta do that.

Community College
Reno, Nevada

Overheard by: Michele

Posted on February 14, 2010
Asians, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Health & Hygiene, Nevada, Questions

Then He Sneezed and We Solved Fermat's Last Theorem

Professor: The boy had all of the mathematical truths in his head and I was just pulling them out through his nose or something.

Swarthmore College
Swarthmore, Pennsylvania.

Posted on February 13, 2010
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Education, Pennsylvania, Teachers, Weirdness

Tonight on Ask Nurse Ninja

Woman on cell: You know what you should do? You should punch her in the temple. (pause) Well, you need to punch her in the temple so you can resolve this in a professional manner.

MARTA Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on February 7, 2010
Advice, Body parts, Georgia, On the phone, Train, Violence, Women

A Man Needs a Cool Head to Eat at Denny's

Cowboy #1, in cowboy dialect: One thing I can tell you, if one of them bites you on the lip, don't panic. Just wait till it starts to let go and then push it off of you.
Cowboy #2: You know, that's right.

Denny's
Willcox, Arizona

Overheard by: Alan B. Barley

Posted on January 19, 2010
Advice, Arizona, Body parts, Fears, Rednecks, Restaurants, Violence

Being the Midwest Corn Princess Is Not Without Its Benefits

Hot brunette to guy friend: I just really want to get it, you know, so I can fuck it in its ear.
Guy: Ugh, me too!

Liberty State Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on January 12, 2010
Bimbettes, Body parts, Friends, Guys, Kink, New Jersey, Wishes

Shhh– You'll Give the Poor Flying Squirrel Body Image Issues

Girl, about woman who had gastric bypass: Dude, she has bags of skins. If she jumped out an airplane, she'd glide.

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on January 9, 2010
Body parts, Colorado, Girls, Health & Hygiene

That's What I Love About You– You're Not Afraid to Take Risks

Girl #1: I pulled out my knuckle hair with my teeth just now.
Girl #2: What? What the hell?
Girl #1: I was bored. And I wanted to see what it would feel like.
(silence)
Girl #1: It felt like a pinch.

Columbia, Missouri