Technically, It Was a Barbie Doll and a Handkerchief

Sidewalk hoodlum to another: He had this bangin' ass bitch all up in his tent–and he doesn't even have a tent!

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: Fzzzzzzzt

Posted on October 17, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Sexuality, Thugs, Washington

My Kids Never Get Me the Right Christmas Gift

Chunky drunken woman shouting to friend and waving her arms wildly: I don't want no peepshow! I wanna dildo!

Downtown Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Bowtie Daddy

Posted on October 17, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Toys, Wishes, Women

So Obviously It's Not Bitchy After All

Girl on cell: I overheard some chick at a bus stop talking shit about how some other girl shouldn't have been wearing some outfit because she didn't have the body for it. At first, I thought “what a bitch!” then I realized we have that exact same conversation all the time.

Venice, California

Posted on October 16, 2008
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, On the phone

…Who Never Invite Me to Your Parties

Professor, discussing the concept of virtue in literature: Today, when you hear the word “virtue”, you just kind of laugh. And that's because your souls are all festering masses of corruption.

Literary Theory Class
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: Reb

Posted on October 14, 2008
Canadia, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

At Least Pretend to Turn It Off

Flight attendant: Please ensure that your mobile phone is switched off for take-off. If you don't know how to turn your phone off, there are plenty of kids on this flight who do.

Adelaide Airport
Australia