More Evidence That Taking Drugs Increases Your Risk of Summer School

Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on September 6, 2008
Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Virginia

At This Point in His Life, Pinocchio Needs Serious Work

Girl #1: He's kind of ugly.
Girl #2: He kind of reminds me of a marionette because his cheeks are shiny and puffed up all the time.

Black Market Vintage Clothing
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: kj

Posted on September 4, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Stores

It's an Essential Part of Your Education

(two 6th-grade boys are sitting on the bus playing with their phones)
Boy #1: Hey, you know “saxophone” sounds a lot like “sexy-phone”!
Boy #2: Haha! Then for short you could call it “the sex”!
Boy #1: (laughs)
Boy #2: It would be like, “Hey, do you know how to play the sex?”
Boy #1: Heh-heh… Yeah, its a very complicated one.
Boy #2: Ew… That's gross.
Boy #1: Yeah, you know where you learn how to do it?
Boy #2: Where?
Boy #1: In college.
Boy #2: No way! I thought we learned everything in 5th grade.
Boy #1: Yeah…but I mean this time they tell you where to stick it in.
Boy #2: Ohhh…

School Bus
Maryland

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on September 4, 2008
Bus, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Kids, Maryland, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Words

Would've Made a Terrific '80's Sitcom

Emo high school girl to friend: He's kind of like the replacement parent for kids with delinquent parents…only he has sex with you and 10 of your friends.

Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CK

Posted on September 3, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Massachusetts, Sex

Perhaps the Most Horrifying Win-Win Ever

(outside the university library)
Guy #1: So you scored.
Guy #2: And I know the holocaust inside and out.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on August 27, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Euphemisms, Guys, History, Sex, Weirdness

Until the Day I Tried Shepherd's Pie

Enthusiastic guy: I mean, the only thing I hated worse than the word “gist” was eating squash and touching cotton balls.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 27, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Washington, Words

I May Also Be Kin to This Cheeseburger

Slightly crazy lady to older man sitting nearby: Hey! You look like my uncle Smitty! Are you kin to me?
Old man, startled: Um, no, I don't think so.
Lady: Well, you never know. I did that genealogy thing and it turns out that I am kin to Pocahontas, Thomas Jefferson and half the men that died at The Alamo.

Dan's Hamburgers
Austin, Texas