You Don't Even Want My Boobs?

Adopted Chinese daughter: I just wish we looked more alike.
Mother: Aw, you wish you looked more like me?
Adopted Chinese daughter: No, I wish you looked more like me.

Mall
Washington, DC

Overheard by: kellerz

Posted on September 18, 2008
Asians, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Malls, Moms, Washington, DC, Wishes

I'll Tell the World!

Guy: Dude, his nipples are like as big as my pecs!
Girl: …people can hear you here.

Stamp Student Union
University of Maryland

Posted on September 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Maryland, Nipples

Now Square the Circle! Square It, I Say!

Math professor: In Russia, if something is not allowed and you want it really bad, you can do it.

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Posted on September 17, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Rhode Island, Teachers

Maturity Takes Awhile to Develop

Teen girl: I hate you.
Teen guy: You hate me? Nice. Real mature… (pause) Oh my god! An Elmo lunchbox!

Officeworks
Bendigo
Australia

Overheard by: ColdSpiral

Posted on September 15, 2008
Age and ageing, Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Teens

She Took Music Class at Montessori School

Very white mom: “The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round…” Sing with me, honey.
Very white four-year old daughter: “Rollin' down the street smokin'…”

Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Posted on September 14, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Kids, Moms, Music, Singing, Tourist attractions, Whiteys

Isn't That the Title of a Kanye West Song?

Man in mall: Excuse me, where can I hail a taxi?
Mall employee: This is Vermont, dude.
Man in mall: There has to be taxis. There are roads, aren't they?
Mall employee: Nope, no taxis. But lots of guns.

Rutland, Vermont

Overheard by: MeggerzDotCom

Posted on September 13, 2008
Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Malls, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, US Geography, Vermont, Violence

I'll Bet Oscar the Grouch Would Be Into Flogging

Drunk girl to friends: Dave and I were talking about which Muppet is hottest. I said the Count. He says Cookie Monster.
Dave: The Count would count every thrust! One… Hahaha… Two… Hahaha…
Drunk girl: But the Cookie Monster would get crumbs in the bed!

Downtown Grill and Brewery
Knoxville, Tennessee