Granted, I Cut Her, but They Still Owe Me Ten Bucks

Gay guy: I told them not to have hip-hop night cause a bitch would get cut. And what happened? A bitch got cut!

Outside The Hippo
Mt. Vernon, Mayrland

Posted on August 13, 2018
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Dancing, Default, Maryland, Music, Queers, Threats, Violence

Where Would You Find Feather Boas That Small?

Cute girl: Do you think I could make money if I started a toe burlesque?

Chambersburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: gidgetgirl

Posted on November 12, 2017
Dancing, Default, Girls, Money, Pennsylvania, Questions

Nature: 2 Nurture: 0

Teen Boy Scout (after narrowly avoiding tripping): And that's why I'm so good at swing dancing. I have hips like an angel.

Amtrack
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Duckie

Posted on April 14, 2017
Body parts, Bragging, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Dancing, Default, Illinois, Pride, Teens

… And My Boogie Sense Is Tingling

Dancing lady, about soca music: Do you like this music?
Five-year-old boy: No, I don’t like music… except Spider-Man music.
Dancing lady: So, you don’t dance?
Five-year-old boy: No… I only dance when I’m naked.

Harbourfront, Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Pandora

Posted on February 21, 2017
Canadia, Dancing, Kids, Music

Finishing a Woman's Sentences Is Risky Business, Gentlemen

Woman wearing puffy coat: Wearing a puffy coat makes me feel like …
Man also wearing a puffy coat: It makes me feel like dancing.
Woman: …punching people.

Quebec City
Canadia