Dancing

Teen princess to another, in changing room: Oh my god, she's so trashy. Who would ask their friends to a a pole-dancing class there? The pole dancing studios I go to in the city are like sexy and hot. But at that one, I got carpet burn.

Changing Rooms
Sydney
Australia

Large chick in group of students: I like science, music, dance, and you know what else I like? Anal.

Community College
Virginia

Old man to another: Well, ya know what they say. Life's too short to dance with ugly women!

Flea Market
Nashville, Tennessee

Indian tourist outside strip club: So you pay money, and a lady dances for you.
Mum: Well, that sounds delightful.

Whitechapel
London
England

Overheard by: Chinese cockney

Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.

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Overheard by: a. Lil.

Girl to friends: I've got visions of blowjobs dancing in my head!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Holly

Student girl on phone: They made me drink loads of alcohol out of a massive bucket. It was beer and vodka all mixed together. Yeah, and then all the lads stripped off and started dancing on the tables, and they started smearing the curry on their naked bodies. It was awful, but I ended up going home with one of them, he's a rugby player.

Cambridge
England

Overheard by: Gemma

Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
Durham, New Hampshire

Guy: So, you dance in the room where nobody else does?
Girl: Yeah, I guess nobody understands me. Not even at goth night.

Louisville, Kentucky