What Kind Of a Boy Gives Hugs, Anyway?

Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I'm not sure if you deserve that.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Tracy

Posted on March 25, 2021
About celebrities, Dads, Default, Florida, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Pop culture, Tourist attractions

He Used to Have the Cutest Little Tremors and Night-Sweats

40-something guy, upon seeing Bloodsport come on the tv: JC! I was in rehab with that guy 10 years ago!

Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Heinz

Posted on March 23, 2021
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So You're…a Coxswain?

Girl #1: My two biggest concerns in life are rowing and gays.
Girl #2: Rowing and what?
Girl #1: Gays!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on March 22, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sexuality, Virginia

Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What's that?
Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Posted on March 18, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

One Of These Days, We Should Get a Dog.

Woman on cell: No no no…I haven't been doing much shopping at all. The only thing I've bought is a fur dog collar. It was only $300!

Park City, Utah

Posted on March 17, 2021
Animals, Default, Money, Shopping, Utah, Women

Almost As If Drinking Affected My Judgment in Some Way

Guy #1: I once tried to hit on a chick while I was drunk and throwing up, but now that's just a fun story I tell and nobody lost their respect for me.
Guy #2: Except for the girl you were hitting on.
Guy #1: Well, I don't know. Her nickname was “dicktooth.”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 15, 2021
Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Illinois, Insults, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

That's Your Yearbook Quote?

Teenage girl to friends: The groin is the eye, no?
Teen friend: The eyes are the groin of the face!
First teen: Right!

Ferry
Larkspur, California

Overheard by: I Know, I know

Posted on March 15, 2021
Boat/Ferry, Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Ah, the Irish Imagination

Little boy, as plane starts its descent: Oh my god! What are going to do? We are going to get stuck in the clouds! Please! Somebody help us! Help!

Dublin
Ireland

Posted on March 13, 2021
Airports & flights, Default, Guys, Ireland, Kids, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions

I'm a Man and I Know How to Do Things

Drunk guy waiting on the platform: How long do we have to wait for the el? 3 minutes? That's longer than I have sex for. What? You want me to lie? You want me to say I have sex for 45 minutes? At least I'm honest.

El Platform
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Carol

Posted on March 12, 2021
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Which Is Much More Important Than Sending Her to School

Woman on cell: I saw the most adorable little cheetah, so I bought it for her. You know, I am the one who assigns personalities to all her animals. We have a ritual.

3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California

Posted on March 10, 2021
Animals, California, Default, On the phone, Shopping, Women

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