Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.
Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: robby gigante
Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.
Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: robby gigante
Middle-aged man to 20-something bookseller: You've got that sort of hair that men love to mess up…
Lexington, Kentucky
Overheard by: envious
Professor: You can't look at a record and hear the music…unless you're really baked.
Decatur, Illinois
(mother pouring sugar in her coffee)
Little boy: Mom, why do you drink dirty water?
Mother: Because of you.
Starbucks
Chicago, Illinois
Girl at bar: In my next life, I hope I'm a man. And I'm gonna be an asshole. My dick is gonna fall off from having sex with so many bitches.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: TaraLeigh
Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.
H&M
Chicago, Illinois
Philosophy professor: I can't say I would rather have M&Ms than strong feet.
SUNY Purchase
Purchase, New York
Overheard by: Seth
Woman on cell: Did you go in the bubble? (pause) No, you shouldn't give him a tip, otherwise he'll think he's doing you a favor.
Bookstore
Yorktown, New York
Irate woman, commenting on depiction of Jesus at the Sidewalk Art Festival: He was so fat I couldn't even focus on the fact he was supposed to be Jesus.
Savannah, Georgia
Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!
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Overheard by: The Zipster
