Sometimes Over the Intercom at Work, Just for Fun, But That's It.

Girl in skirt: And so she was just sitting in the stall on her phone when I went in! She was having a normal volume conversation.
Girl in pants: Ewww. What did you do?
Girl in skirt: I mean, I peed. But reluctantly. It's not like I want to broadcast my bodily functions to everyone, you know? (pause) I mean I'm broadcasting them to you right now, but not over the phone.
Girl in pants: Right. Totally.

Rockville Pike, Maryland

Posted on March 23, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Maryland, Pee

Especially with Your Hand on My Boob.

Drunk brunette: I'm so ready! I wanna fuck! I mean, you and Ryan* fuck! All the time! I know you do!
Sober blonde: Please don't ever say that again.
Drunk brunette: Fine, prude! You and Ryan* make loooove all the time, right?!
Sober blonde: Could you please just say “have sex”? This is so weird.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: i*agree

Posted on March 23, 2018
Default, Drunks, Missouri, Names, Sex, Weirdness, Women, Words

I've Mastered “Fabulous,” But I'm Still Working on Three Snaps in Z-Formation

Construction worker #1: So, Lou, how's that gay thing going for you?
Construction worker #2: Goin' pretty good, Al, goin pretty good.

West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: keeeeem

Posted on March 22, 2018
Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality

…In Hopefully Unrelated News, I Have Your Grades.

Professor: If a man wrongs you, pee on his car.

Washington College
Chestertown, Maryland

Posted on March 21, 2018
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I Almost Hit on Her, Too

50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-party-was-mom-at.html

Overheard by: mehitabel

Posted on March 20, 2018
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Overheard in PDX, Women

Not As Emo As the Ground, But Close.

Guy: The sky is pretty emo.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on March 19, 2018
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Or at Least Stopped the Lovemaking

Guy: I mean, I was bleeding and she just seemed like she wasn't going to do anything, you know?
Girl: Yeah! I would have been like “oh my god, you are bleeding!”

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on March 18, 2018
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Shouldn't There Be an IQ Prerequisite?

Woman: So when are you guys riding?
Man #1: Three weekends from now, or maybe a month…
Woman: Isn't it too cold outside to ride motorcycles?
Man #2: Not if you're drunk!

Downingtown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Crys

Posted on March 18, 2018
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity, Time Management, Weather, Women

But They Look Fantastic the Whole Time

Professor: The Swedes. They look at the glaciers, go inside, watch a Bergman film, have a heavy drink, then have some sex in the sauna, but ultimately that is unsatisfying, so they kill themselves.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on March 16, 2018
Class, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Geography, Movies, Ohio, Sex, Teachers

And by “Hang Out,” I Mean…

Coworker to another: If you want, you guys could come over to my house and hang out while I take a shower.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/457922641/you-read-my-mind.html

Overheard by: should I sit in the tub or the toilet

Posted on March 15, 2018
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