Elderly Italian lady to store clerk, while judging jugs of wine: I'm the last of the great drinkers.
Liquor Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Steve
Elderly Italian lady to store clerk, while judging jugs of wine: I'm the last of the great drinkers.
Liquor Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Steve
20-something guy #1, in pub: So how'd it go?
20-something guy #2: How'd what go?
20-something guy #1: With that girl you pulled on Saturday?
20-something guy #2: Oh. Well at first it went well, went back to her place, she started sucking me off.
20-something guy #1: Nice.
20-something guy #2: Yeah. Until I passed out drunk and she got pissed off and bit my dick to wake me up.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Girl running up stairs: I ran three miles yesterday!
Boy out of breath: I’m wearing pants.
Boyertown High School, Pennsylvania
Large black woman: They were the finest people on the block, but man, were their kids ugly!
Kohl's
Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Overheard by: Jyoshiki
10-year-old girl: Actually I do like a boy… Justin Bieber.
Father: But Justin Bieber's gay.
10-year-old girl: No he's not.
Father: Yes he is, he's gay with Zac Efron.
10-year-old girl: Zac Efron's not gay, he has a beard!
Perth
Australia
Teen girl: Hey! This lip gloss matches my nipples! And my phone.
Galleria Mall
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Jo
Girl, looking perplexed at computer screen: Change…gender…?
Phonetics Lab, UC Berkeley
California
Young female yuppie to friend: You really might have to calm me down. I haven't been in a mall in a long time.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: samantha
Guy: Dude, I think my roommate.
Leiden University
The Netherlands
Overheard by: Billy the Bootlegger
Little boy (chanting loudly): My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Little girl: But I don't have a penis.
Both: My vagina and my butt! My vagina and my butt…
Ashland, Oregon
Overheard by: Kelly
