Girl: The moral of the story is: “Don't give blow jobs with a dislocated jaw!”
Rhodes University
South Africa
Girl: The moral of the story is: “Don't give blow jobs with a dislocated jaw!”
Rhodes University
South Africa
Teen prep: Shell is a lot more expensive than GetGo these days. (later) I'm missing a lifetime movie right now!
Father: She's like Zippy the Pinhead!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Shoppy
Guy: So they said to her: “Carrie, you can’t wear a head lamp! That’s a really obvious sign!” And she said: “Yeah! Of adventure!”
Mukilteo Ferry, Washington
Overheard by: Just Me
Teacher: Do you have to go potty?
Two-year-old girl: I don't go potty anymore; I listen to music.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/420122010/i-listen-to-music-to-make-potty-time-easier.html
Overheard by: wayzata
Professor, after pushing back mid-term: Isn't that, quote-unquote, orgasmic?
College of William and Mary
Lesbian bartender: I am so mad right now.
Gay bartender (affectionately touching her cheek): Awwww…honey… You shaved!
Boston, Massachusetts
Six-year-old #1: Did you know that we’ve kissed before and we’re not even family?
Six-year-old #2: Yeah, in a hot tub!
Casselman
Ontario
Canadia
Flamboyant guy: What? You mean for 20 years I've been believing that smoking pot will make you retarded?
Blonde: Your mom's a liar. It's just night tremors and shit.
London
Canadia
Chick #1: I met him when I was taking my picture in to be framed.
Chick #2: Was it a naked photo of you?
Chick #1: It was a naked lady on a panther.
Michigan
Overheard by: Meister E
Young college girl to group of boys and girls: We're already sluts cause we pants each other.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/no_its_what_you_do_when_the_pa.html
Overheard by: that's not the only reason
