Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!
McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: wes
Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!
McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: wes
Hotel concierge: So, how did you enjoy The Big Easy?
Tourist lady: Oh, New Orleans is a wonderful city. I just wish I knew what it smelled like…
Drunk guy: “Ass.” That's the word your looking for. The city smells like ass.
Bourbon Street
New Orleans, Louisiana
Bored woman on cell: Wow, you have a lot of potatoes.
Airport
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: … What?!
Student: Should I take it out right now?
Philosophy professor: Keep your hands where I can see them while you're talking!
Philosophy Club
College, Illinois
Guy, seriously: Let's just make a rule that there is a limit to how much licking.
Forensic Anthropology Class
Metro State, Colorado
Overheard by: Lee
Normal-looking guy, watching victory speech: Why does everybody look so cold? It's not that cold near Seattle.
Pretty lady, confused: Seattle?
Normal-looking guy: Yeah, they're in Washington, right?
San Diego, California
Music History prof taking roll: Jane Smith?
Jane: Here.
Prof: Oh, there you are. I’m just used to seeing you from behind.
Hartford, Connecticut
Coed: Ma, will you bail me out if I get arrested on Tuesday?
Mother: No.
Coed: Do you think dad will?
Mother: Yes, ask your father, he does those kind of things.
University Avenue
Palo Alto, California
Small boy: It’s fire!
His mother: That is your umbrella. It is not a sword or weapon of any kind.
Small boy: It’s underpants!
Trolley
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
