Yeah, They're Always Sitting in the Front Of the Bus

Dude: It's not racial profiling, because every black person breaks the law.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on August 9, 2015
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

When Soccer Hooligans Become Art Critics

Man in tracksuit to friends: That fucking Rembrandt's a cunt!

Chester
England

Posted on August 9, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Guys, Sexuality, Words

As You'd Know If You Ever Watched TV With Me

Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash mom: You want mommy to push your stroller?
Two-year-old: Waaaaah!
White trash dad: You wanna go ten feet under?!
White trash mom: Honey, it's six feet.

Sears
Nashua, New Hampshire

Overheard by: jefe

Posted on August 9, 2015
Compare and contrast, Dads, Death & dying, Default, Kids, Moms, Murder, New Hampshire, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores, Weirdness

You Going Somewhere With This Line Of Inquiry?

Crazy guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Maine.
Crazy guy: Do you like beef?
Girl: Beef? Um… Yeah, it's a good time, I guess.

Green Line
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Cryptic

Posted on August 9, 2015
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Depends- Were You Cast As the Bigoted White Dude?

White lawyer, looking at long line to go through security on icy cold day: Fuck! Fuck! Mother-fuckin' fuck!!!
Middle aged black guy: Hey! Watch your language!
White lawyer: What is this, role reversal?

Outside District Court
Hempstead, New York

Overheard by: Big Larry

Posted on August 8, 2015
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Dude, Score!

Guy on cell: Yeah, so I was seeing this girl, and she called me and said, “so I think I might be pregnant,” and I said “oh shit, really?” and then she just said, “yeah, but if I am I'll just put that fucker up for adoption.”

Escondido, California