Here, I Brought Some to Share With You

Clueless girl: My computer has a virus.
Computer geek: You need an external hard drive to transfer the files you want to keep.
Clueless girl: Can't I just transfer it to another computer?
Computer geek: No, the virus will spread.
Clueless girl: (blank stare)
Computer geek: Its like fucking someone with AIDS.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 30, 2015
Advice, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, STDs, Technology

There Were Also Doubloons in There

Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html

Overheard by: woof

Posted on July 30, 2015
Default, Overheard in PDX, Vagina, Women

So I Hooked Up With His Friend

Coed #1: So we're finally officially dating. I mean it's been, like, six months!
Coed #2: Great! That's moving forward!
Coed #1: Yeah. He said the first six months I was on “dating probation” and now I'm on “girlfriend probation.” His friend got drunk at the bar and was all like “what, you haven't made her official yet?” so he's like, “you have my friend to thank for this.”

UNCG
Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Put him on boyfriend probation

Posted on July 29, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, North Carolina, Questions, Relationships, Students

There's Nothing Like Mourning Sex

Young Spanish guy: So yeah, I met up with my ex Becky last night, we ended up having sex behind the pharmacy.
Young white guy: I asked you to come hang out yesterday but you said you had your grandpa's funeral!
Young Spanish guy: I did have the funeral, but that was in the morning.
Young white guy: So you had time to fuck Becky behind the pharmacy but no time to hang out with me? Besides, you said you were close to your grandpa. Shouldn't you have been mourning?
Young Spanish guy: So… does this mean I don't get a high five?
Young white guy: *grudgingly high fives*.

Movie Theatre, Ottawa
Canada

Overheard by: Ash

Posted on July 29, 2015
Canadia, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Foreigners, Guys, Memory lane, Relationships, Sex, Time Management

Dooming You to Come on Time for All Eternity

Professor: When you’re late, Eric* will take down your name. The first time he’ll just tack a threatening note on your door. What did we decide you would do for the second tardy?
Eric: Slash their tires.
Professor: Right. And the third time we’ll make pornographic images of you on Photoshop and put them on the Internet.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 29, 2015
Connecticut, Default, Internet, Porn, Students, Teachers, Threats, Time Management, Violence

It's the Only Possible Motivation to Teach at a Texas Public School?

Teacher: I got a question for you guys… If you're flying at 50,000 feet and the left rear tire falls off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse and why?
Students: What the fuck?
Teacher: Clearly, the answer is 7, cause ice cream has no bones!
Student #1: Why do they keep giving us teachers on crack?
Student #2: I dunno, man. I dunno…

Inside Freshman Classroom
El Paso, Texas

Posted on July 29, 2015
Class, Default, Drugs, Education, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Texas, Weirdness

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