Slutty girl: You'll never know what I got, big boy.
Guy: I know what you got, cum stains and a smile.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: #Truth
Slutty girl: You'll never know what I got, big boy.
Guy: I know what you got, cum stains and a smile.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: #Truth
Black guy: You keep hearing about how racist Britain's getting, it's pretty scary.
White girlfriend: Oh, totally. I think that before anyone in that country over 40 is allowed to make a public statement they should take a test that's like “is this quaint, or just racist?” and if they fail they shouldn't be allowed to say anything.
Black guy: That would be an awesome game show.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Girl taking picture of friends: Why aren't you smiling? You should be smiling.
Asian friend: I'm Asian. When I smile my eyes disappear.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Katie
Lady who lunches: And it wasn't a massage. It was an experience.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Ladle
Vagrant #1: Where you living?
Vagrant #2: Habitat for humanity. But they're trying to kick me out 'cause I don't wanna build a house for someone. (… Long pause …). Fuck that shit!
Downtown Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: BG
Dad, seeing his little girl spit in a soda bottle: This is disgusting, nobody will want to drink from it now.
Little girl: I know, that's why I did it.
Dad: That's not nice. Smart, but not nice.
Pumpkin Farm
Half Moon Bay, California
Jewish princess #1: Oh my gaaawd, he's so gay!
Jewish princess #2: What? I thought he was hot!
Johannesburg
South Africa
Guy #1: Yeah, me and that guy have had a total communication breakdown…like, he was talking to me about tin foil! I dunno.
Guy #2, after a pause: Yeah, we should get some lottery tickets.
Exeter
England
Girl to boyfriend: Why'd you go and tell all the guys on the fifth floor that I have some crazy fetish with lubricating foods?
Guy: I didn't say anything!
Girl: Well, they were talking about the Nutella.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Laura G.
Hungover chick: It was the first time I ever gave a blow job…on a tractor.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shotboy
