…Slowly Rubbing Shea Butter on My Back

Professor, about English grammar: Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I was thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/05/i-can-dig-it/

Overheard by: ed216

Posted on February 25, 2023
Character, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Overheard at McGill, Teachers

Oscar Meyer Was Never a Straight A Student

Instructor to student, during class debate: You look like you’re deep in thought there. Anything you want to share with us?
Student: Dude, I was just thinking about hot dogs.

College class
Farmington, Connecticut

Overheard by: Student

Posted on February 9, 2023
Class, Connecticut, Default, Education, Food, Guys, Questions, Students, Teachers

Dude, I Remember When You Were Cool

Frat boy: Nah, I’m not going out tonight. I’d rather wake up tomorrow and have a problem set done instead of a fat girl.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on February 8, 2023
Education, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

Why Is There One In Your Office?

Thesis advisor to uncomfortable-looking advisees: You girls might be too young for it, but if you ever have the chance to have sex on a water bed, you should do it.

Colgate University
Madison County, New York

Posted on January 31, 2023
Advice, Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Education, New York, Sex, Students, Teachers

Alice Passed; Her Liver Failed

Girl, walking across campus with friends: I think two beers and a shot is the perfect amount for that class!

University of Arizona

Posted on December 11, 2022
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Education, Friends, Girls, Sorority types

We're Guessing IT Teachers Hear This Joke a Lot

IT teacher: So if the CPU usage is really high, choose “end process tree” to kill the process.
Student in back, mumbling: That's what she said…
IT teacher: Damn right that's what she said!

Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Sunny

Posted on December 4, 2022
Canadia, Education, Teachers, Technology, Weirdness

I Wanted You to Understand How It Felt to Read Your Term Papers

Professor: I think I popped a few Oxycontins before I wrote this so it might not make any sense.

Salem State College
Salem, Massachusetts

Posted on November 30, 2022
Advice, Class, Drugs, Education, Massachusetts, Teachers

Hmmm… Ulysses. That Sounds Good.

Sorostitute #1: Yeah, the handbook says I can either take two foreign language classes or two literature classes… So, like, I took the literature classes because, like, at least I can read that, y’know?
Sorostitute #2: So true…

Patterson School of Accountancy, University of Mississippi
University, Mississippi

Posted on November 29, 2022
Education, Mississippi, Sorority types

I'm Beginning to Regret Taking You to Therapy.

Little girl trying on boots: Mom, can I get them?
Mom: Yes, but you have to take them off.
Little girl: Will you help me?
Mom: No, if you don't know how to take your own shoes off by now, I've done something very wrong.
Little girl, in low voice, taking boots off: …you have.

Target
Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on November 13, 2022
Education, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Shopping, Washington

I Demolished That Problem Set, Yo.

Thug #1: Yo, nigga! I will beat you up! You hear me? I will demolish your ass!
Thug #2: Nah man, nah. I'll beat your ass!
Thug #1: Fuck that, nigga, fuck that.
(pause)
Thug #1: Yo, nigga, what was our physics homework for last night?
Thug #2: Section 4. It's on that Archimedes' principle shit.

University of Louisville
Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on November 8, 2022
Ass, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Kentucky, Questions, Thugs, Words

Education