…With My Hand Down My Pants Like This.

English teacher to class: Apostrophes and semicolons really turn me on.
Class: (horrified silence)
English teacher, to self: Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

High School
Wisconsin

Posted on May 12, 2021
Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Words

As You Should Know All Too Well, Cuntrella

Teacher: Does anyone know how to spell that?
(silence)
Student: Looks like it’s time to whip out the dic!
Teacher: Some words should *not* be shortened.

High School Classroom
Rhode Island

Posted on May 1, 2021
Default, Education, Questions, Rhode Island, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Words

Um, That's a Magic Eye Picture.

Architecture tutor critiquing students' poster: When you look at it, it starts making some irrational type of sense.

Unitec Polytech
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on April 28, 2021
Education, New Zealand, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Weirdness

Not That It Does Much Good

Dude #1: So, what are you in?
Chick: Physiology, but I’m taking physics and anatomy.
Dude #2: Shit! So you get to go to the morgue and stuff?
Chick: Yeah! I love it!
Dude #1: Do you have to touch their privates?!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/21/only-if-youre-doing-honours/

Posted on April 14, 2021
Body parts, Creepsters, Education, Overheard at McGill, Questions

What Is It About Three Measures of Central Tendency on a Clean Sheet?

Prof: I like to click on the descriptive statistics checkbox in order to pleasure myself!

Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana

Overheard by: Can't believe she said that

Posted on April 13, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Feelings, Indiana, Teachers, Weirdness

That Was a One-time Political Statement.

Girl #1: Did you finish your French project?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Did you puke on it?
Girl #2: No, not this time.

Laguna Hills, California

Posted on March 31, 2021
California, Education, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Weirdness

Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What's that?
Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Posted on March 18, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

If You’d Like to Know How Sound Carries, Consult the School Nurse

Biology teacher: [badly draws a woman singing into a microphone, which looks suspiciously like a woman about to give head] If you take this, for example…
[class laughs]Biology teacher: [steps away from board and sees what class is laughing about] Uh…[erases drawing]… We’re just not going to draw today.

Connecticut