So I Just Drew a Bunch Of Unicorns on the Test Paper and Handed It In

Girl on cell: They had Greenland and Iceland on the test. (pause) Yeah, apparently they're two different things. (pause) I dunno, Greenland is the cold one, or something. (pause) Yeah, I think it was unfair, too.

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ginger

Posted on October 4, 2010
Education, Geography, Girls, Massachusetts, On the phone, Stupidity, Weather, Weirdness

Since Daddy Officially Took the T-Bird Away

Boy: Let's play Heads Up, Seven Up!
Girl #1: Let's play Around the World!
Girl #2: Let's play Mum Ball!
Boy: Let's all play Strip Solitaire!
Teacher: I told you: there's no fun allowed in here!

Penn Yan Academy
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on October 3, 2010
Education, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Also a Major Problem at Chimpanzee Schools

Teacher to girl picking lint off her boobs: Pay attention, please.
Girl: I can't! I'm cleaning!

Potomac, Maryland

Posted on August 30, 2010
Cleanliness, Education, Girls, Maryland, Teachers, Weirdness

And Apparently You're Not the Only One Who Wants to Know

Tall girlfriend: Where did Batman go to college?
Tall boyfriend: That may be the best question ever asked.

Target
Milford, Connecticut

Posted on August 4, 2010
Connecticut, Couples, Education, Pop culture, Questions, Stores

Raise Your Hand If You See Nothing Wrong with This Logic

Old Scottish professor in mid lecture: There happened to be something wrong with the quality of the product from the plant in Belgium, and the company response was: “well, of course you're getting sick, you live in Belgium. What a stupid place to live.”

Medford, Massachusetts

Posted on June 1, 2010
Comebacks, Education, Massachusetts, Old folks, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

I Don't Know– Are You Thinking Of Asking Me to Prom?

Sane-looking girl: Okay, so let's say that your boyfriend died a while back, right? Then he comes back as a zombie, like a real walking corpse. But he doesn't want to eat your brains or anything, he just wants to graduate high school and be your boyfriend again so he can go to prom with you. So, do you take him back?
Boy: Um… Has this actually happened to you?

High School Cafeteria
West Virginia

Posted on May 31, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Death & dying, Education, Girls, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness, West Virginia, Wishes, Zombies

Where Kids from Band Camp End Up: Explained.

Female violinist, after conductor walks past: Do you ever want to slap Dr. Muller*'s ass? Cause I almost just did.
Female cellist: He has a doctorate in orchestral conducting.
Female violinist: And an ass I want to tap right now.

College Orchestra Tour Bus
Clive, Iowa

Posted on May 31, 2010
Ass, Bus, Coworkers, Education, Iowa, Violence, Wishes

This Is Long Island, Bitch!

Composition professor: So, by the way, this is how your do the top of the paper–title, dash, name, just like this paper here. I don't want a four-page paper which is three and a half pages long, with a half-page heading.
Student: But it's standard MLA citation practice for that heading to be like that.
Professor: Fuck MLA.

Hofstra University
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: I hate MLA