From Then On, Whenever Sally Did Naughty Things, She Blamed Baby Jesus

Grocery store bagger (handing stuffed cat to little girl): So, what are you going to name your new kitty?
Little girl: Baby Jesus!

California

Posted on October 9, 2022
Animals, California, Customers, Default, Employees, Jesus, Kids, Names, Shopping, Stores

What the Song “Twist and Shout” Really Means

Dining hall worker: When I got my nipples pierced I had an orgasm when the guy was doing the left one.
Student: Really? How did that happen?
Dining hall worker: When he clamped it I just told him to keep twisting that shit, and 20 minutes later I had an orgasm. It was a little Chinese man who did it…I bet his little uncircumcised dick was all bonered out and shit.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on October 4, 2022
Default, Employees, Nipples, Orgasm, Overheard at Yale, Penis, Students, Weirdness

Mrs. Potato-Head Faces a Unique Set of Problems

Girl, getting wash and cut: Then I was walking around for a few months without an elbow.
Stylist: Wow!
Girl: So finally in July they put my elbow back in.
Stylist: Well, that's good.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: porkchop on a stick

Posted on September 3, 2022
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Employees, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Minnesota, Weirdness

The Immaculate Conception Story Has Gotten Skewed with Time

Frustrated waiter: It doesn’t matter if it was real or not. What matters is that it came out of her ass!

Cass Corridor
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: fox news

Posted on July 5, 2022
Ass, Default, Employees, Gripes, Michigan

Because We’ve Dipped Their Stingers in Smallpox

Library staff: Ladies and gentlemen, Mugar Library is closing in five minutes. However, the first and second floor will be open for all-night studying purposes. If you are on the third, fourth, fifth or sixth floors you must relocate or leave immediately. We are releasing the killer bees. I hope you’ve been vaccinated.

Boston University Library
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Burkey

Posted on July 5, 2022
Employees, Massachusetts, Threats

Is It Too Late to Start Over?

Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady: What?
Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady oh, I thought you said something about “the last of the Apaches.”
Customer: That film was called The Last of the Mohicans.
Shop lady: What film?

Glasgow
Scotland

Overheard by: somedaftlassie

Posted on June 26, 2022
Clients, Employees, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Scotland, Shopping, Stores, Words

When Life Gives You Avocados…

Checker, as customer places avocados on the belt: Are these lemons?

Grocery Store
Centerville, Utah

Overheard by: JC

Posted on June 23, 2022
Clients, Employees, Food, Fruit, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Utah

Also the Story Behind the KFC Double Down Sandwich

Cashier: Want to hear the lamest shit? I went to get Subway for lunch… And they were out of bread! Completely out! What the fuck is up with that?

Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on June 15, 2022
Employees, Food, Insults, Oklahoma, Stupidity

In the Glass Box That Says “Break in Case Of Emergency”

Guy, walking into Planned Parenthood: Hey, I just locked my keys in my car that's just around the corner. Can I borrow a coat hanger?
Girl working front desk: Uh, do you know where you are?
Guy: No.
Girl working front desk: Well, we keep 'em in the back!

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Morgan Roddy

Posted on May 9, 2022
Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Indiana, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Would You Mind Taking a Picture Of Us With It?

[A young woman in a wetsuit and a young man in normal clothing are standing near the packaged meats.]Female employee: Can I help you with anything?
Young woman: Oh, no thanks, we’re just admiring the bacon.
Female employee: Oh. Okay! Have a nice day!

Vons
Ventura, California

Posted on May 5, 2022
California, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Shopping, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Employees