I Was Tired

Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it was so awkward. I was so tired yesterday, I walked in my room and my roommate was totally having sex with a random guy.
Girl #2: Oh god, what did you do?
Girl #1: What do you mean? I took a nap.

American University
Washington, DC

Posted on December 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

I Don't Have to Protect the Fantasy of Your Desirability

Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on December 13, 2008
Burping & farting, Default, Etiquette, Frat boy types, Friends, Girls, Guys, Lesbos, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Have To Come Clean. He Did

Soccer girl: God, it's like Aristotle took a shit on you!
Friend: I know, right?

Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on December 13, 2008
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Philosophy, Poop, Weirdness

Tuesday's Dingleberry-Pulling Day

Very large gross woman: So, I'm gonna need a serious douching when I get home.
Friend: It's Tuesday.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/389126149/so-many-questions-yet-i-want-none-of-the-answers.html

Overheard by: threw up in his mouth

Posted on November 28, 2008
Default, Douching, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Time Management, Weirdness, Women

Was He Also Overweight and Driving an SUV?

American tourist: Where's north here?
Local Swedish friend: (points north)
American tourist: It seems north changes everywhere I go, in Hungary it was that way (points), in Aspen it was that way (points) and now in Sweden it's that way (points).
(Swede stares in disbelief)

Stockholm
Sweden

Posted on November 15, 2008
Default, Friends, Geography, Questions, Stupidity, Sweden, Tourists

…in the Bathroom, During the Exam

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl

Posted on November 14, 2008
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Questions

His Parents Banked on the Inadequacies of American Sex Ed

Overweight mom with toddler: Then he found out he was a hermaphrodite, a boy cursed with the body of a woman. He grew up never knowing…never knowing a thing.
Overweight friend: Wouldn't ya know?

Seattle's Best Coffee
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: All You Can Eat