Who Wouldn't Miss the Creepy, Animatronic Way in Which He Solicited Your “Friendship”?

20-something guy to friends: Yeah, I had a Teddy Ruxpin and I loved it but it made me feel sorta weird having it in my room and stuff, so I sold it on eBay. I regretted it instantly.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 3, 2015
Feelings, Georgia, Guys, Shopping, Toys

Wow. Suddenly I Loathe Myself.

Client: So, how will we work it out if I want a custom tattoo designed?
Tattoo artist: Have you ever been shopping with your girlfriend where you just sort of follow her around for a while and point stuff out until you figure out what she wants?
Client: Yeah…
Tattoo artist: It's just like that, except you're the girlfriend.

Americana Tattoo Parlor
Augusta, Georgia

Overheard by: Clarissa St. Tacocrotch

Posted on November 2, 2015
Clients, Compare and contrast, Employees, Georgia, Questions, Shopping, Tattoos, Wishes

Haven't We Established That It's 42?

Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that's the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would've made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh–don't worry. You'll be the first to know.

Running Track
Loganville, Georgia

Posted on October 9, 2015
Default, Druggies, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Money, Philosophy, Questions

From Another Disturbing Episode Of The Nail Files

Little boy, stopping in front of a nail salon, horrified: Mommy, what are they doing to these people?!

Wal-Mart
Marietta, Georgia

Overheard by: nezuzu

Posted on September 11, 2015
Georgia, Guys, Kids, Malls, Questions, Weirdness

Georgia Lesbians Do Not Play

Teen girl in dept. store: I need to buy her a present, but it can't be jewelry. She doesn't like jewelry. She likes weapons.

Gainesville, Georgia

Posted on August 11, 2015
Georgia, Gifts, Shopping, Stores, Teens, Violence

Bears Are Pretty Much Recession-Proof

Random guy in bandanna to random guy with afro: So, would you rather go ahead and get your Bachelor's…or become a bear?

Student Center
Georgia Tech

Overheard by: Mollie

Posted on August 3, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Georgia, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality

God: Suddenly I’m Getting All the Attention I Deserve

Professor, whispering: What is god doing with female breasts?

Oglethorpe University
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on August 1, 2015
Body parts, Class, Education, Georgia, God, Questions, Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

Obviously Not

Student #1: I have to go to class.
Student #2: Which one?
Student #1: Quantum physics.
Student #2: Is that where you go back in time to set right what once went wrong?

Georgia Southern University

Overheard by: Sydney

Posted on August 1, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Georgia, Questions, Science, Students, Stupidity

…No Offense If Your Parents Are in Prison, Keisha.

Feminist student, about discussion: No, this is completely wrong! We shouldn't be congratulating men for not having affairs!
Teacher: Yes, that's exactly right! I mean, it's like when we congratulate black people for staying out of prison!
(stunned silence)

Kendrick School
Columbus, Georgia

Overheard by: MJH

Posted on July 27, 2015
Education, Georgia, Infidelity, Race, Students, Teachers

Which Just Means It’s Ripe

Girl on cell: She said that she used her vibrator so much last week, she thought her vagina was going to swell up and fall off.

Walmart
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 21, 2015
Default, Fears, Georgia, Girls, Masturbation, Stores, Vagina, Women