See? You're Obviously a New Yorker!

Nigerian guy, joking: Ha ha! Yeah, it's probably because I am black, hey.
American girl: Oh my god, you can't say that! You have to say “African-American.”
Nigerian guy: But I'm not African-American; I'm Nigerian. I suppose you could say “African”?
American girl: No, look, we learned it in elementary school! It's “African-American”!
Nigerian guy: Okay… So you're Scandinavian, by that rationale.
American girl: No, I'm American! You're African-American!
English guy: Please shut the fuck up.

Cambridge
England

Overheard by: TopCat

Posted on July 13, 2015
Education, England, Foreigners, Girls, Guys, Insults, Race, Stupidity, Words

Well I Feel Thin!

Sober girl, enthusiastically, to friend who just threw up: You look cute!
Drunk friend, equally enthusiastic: I just threw up!
Sober girl, still enthusiastic: I bet you feel cute!

Subway Bathroom

Overheard by: tina

Posted on July 13, 2015
Compliments, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Public transportation, Weirdness

Judging from My Hidden Camera Footage

Butch lesbian: So…how do blind people wipe their ass?
Fem lesbian: The same way everyone else does. Oh…oh my god, that's gross, Wendy. Most people don't look at it.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on July 13, 2015
Ass, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Lesbos, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

And Why Do We Always Go to Gay Bars?

Guy: I told him to stop buying me shots.
Girl: That don't mean you got to drink em'!

Bar
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on July 12, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Money, North Carolina

So You'd Just Have to Be Careful About Static Shock

Pretty girl: So, do you like anyone right now?
Serious guy: Eva Mendes, but she lives far away.
Pretty girl: She's hairy.
Serious guy: Yeah, I kinda noticed that.
Pretty girl (in acknowledgment): Yeah.
Serious guy (in agreement): Yeah.

El Paso, Texas

Posted on July 11, 2015
About celebrities, Default, Girls, Guys, Hair, Questions, Texas

Men Want You to Want Them, It's That Simple

Girl: So, you're like, a guy, right?
Guy: Um, yeah.
Girl: What would you want for Valentine's Day?
Guy: Sex.
Girl: Oh. I mean as a present.
Guy: Yeah. Still sex.

Georgetown, Washington DC

Posted on July 11, 2015
Gifts, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sex, Washington, DC

If Only There Were a Word for That…

Teenage girl: I can't figure out if he's gay or straight. Maybe he's, like, an equal-opportunity kind of guy?
20-something girl: Oh yeah, like, “Bring me your penises! Bring me your vaginas! None shall be turned away!”

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on July 11, 2015
Default, Girls, Louisiana, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Vagina

Yeah, That “God” Bit Was a Slick Cop-Out

Girl to pregnant friend: You're just like Mary, mother of Jesus…except she knew who the father was.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 10, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, God, Jesus

You’re Like Two-Legged Mace

Girl (about her college): The on-campus security is really good too, the campus police will get to you in like, 30 seconds. I’m still thinking about getting mace or something.
Girl’s younger brother: No one wants to rape you.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Quazarfreez

Posted on July 10, 2015
Assholes, Crimes, Default, Girls, Insults, Pennsylvania, Siblings, Wishes

It Had a Face and the Face Looked at Me

Mom: Did you see his armpit?
Teen daughter: No. (pause) Oh, I saw it!
Mom: See? See?

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 9, 2015
Body parts, Default, Girls, Moms, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Girls