Guy: I need some food.
Girl: You just had a cigarette!
Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana
College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.
University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/16/clearly-to-induce-orgasmic-seizures/
Dude: Have you ever masturbated?
Chick: Uh… No…
Dude: Seriously? To me that’s like… like standing in front of a house of cards for, like, 18 years and just never being like, ‘I’m going to tip that shit over.’
Eugene, Oregon
Girl to guy: You get the starch, condoms and Red Bull. I will get the rest.
Austin, Texas
Girl, looking at books: I love the library! It's like natural Adderall.
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: too old for this
Girl #1: Awww… I knew I smelled you!
Girl #2: (laughs hysterically)
Bennington College
Bennington, Vermont
Girl #1: Do you think the actress who plays the deaf girl on Weeds is actually deaf? She looks deaf.
Girl #2: You're retarded.
Girl #1: That's not very PC.
overheardatnu.blogspot.com
Overheard by: jessica l
Blonde teen: Please don't pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?
Homecoming Football Game
Minnesota
