Only with Two More X’s

Little girl: Mom, what’s a prostitute?
Mother, nervous: Uh, a woman who does extreme cuddling for money.
Little girl: Extreme cuddling X Games?!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 17, 2023
Colorado, Default, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Kids, Moms, Money, Questions, Sexuality, Words

But Would We Call It a “Barf Book” or a “Ralph Rag”?

Party girl #1: I totally puked at that party last night. I'm going to make a scrapbook of all the parties I have puked at.
Party girl #2: That would be awesome! You definitely have enough for a scrapbook or two!

IHOP
Dallas, Texas

Posted on June 15, 2023
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Texas, Weirdness

My First Lesbian Experience: An Essay.

Girl: She showed me, like, everything, and stuff like that.

Dagenham
England

Overheard by: Anthony Mercer

Posted on June 14, 2023
England, Girls, Stupidity, Weirdness

Um, Remember High School?

Girl to ex-boyfriend: You're dating someone already?
Guy: Yeah, we're not together anymore. I can date whoever I want!
Girl: So…do you think you'll stay with her for a long time?
Guy: Well, do you plan on breaking up with someone when you start dating them?

Orlando, Florida

Posted on June 11, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships

Brenda's Quest Continued

20-something girl: When you go pee first thing in the morning, do you ever make a bunch of noises and you're not sure if they 're coming from your hoo-haw or your ass?
Friend: Umm…no.
20-something girl: Yeah, me neither.

University of Missouri
Columbia, Missouri