Like Divorce Mediation

Guy to girl wearing multi-colored cowboy scarf: You're like a rainbow bandit. It's like you're going to rob me… With niceness.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on December 31, 2020
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Girls, Guys, Wisconsin

Mirror, Mirror on the Hill/ Who’s the Sluttiest at McGill?

Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/

Overheard by: cybertheque

Posted on December 24, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Infidelity, Overheard at McGill, Questions, Sexuality

Why People Hate Tequila in the Morning, Encapsulated.

Drunk girl: Look! I have salt stains all over my pants. I'm a car.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 21, 2020
Clothes, Drunks, Girls, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Weirdness

…Period.

Girl to friend: All you have to do is say something about menstruation and every man within earshot becomes uncomfortable.

Michigan State University

Posted on December 21, 2020
Etiquette, Girls, Michigan, Relationships, Sexuality

Imagine That.

Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I've never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You're kidding me, right?
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: You're so not getting a blowjob tonight.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: The white boyfriend

Posted on December 18, 2020
BJs, Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Smokers, Stupidity, Technology

We'll Be Married in the Spring.

Girl to friends: I thought I was playing hard to get, but it turns out I was playing “I hate you”.

Elon University
Elon, North Carolina

Posted on December 18, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Games, Girls, North Carolina

Doing It Without the Wigs, That Would Be Weird

Girl #1: You know, it's kind of depressing. I'm not into anything weird–sexually.
Girl #2: Yeah?
Girl #1: Yeah. Like, the weirdest thing I'm into is having guys dress up in white wigs and let me call them mozart.
Girl #2 (seriously): That's not weird at all.

Monterey, California

Posted on December 17, 2020
California, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

From the People Who Brought You Rice Cakes…

Guy to girl with gum: Can I have a piece of gum?
Girl: Sure, but it kind of tastes like dirt.
Guy in back of class: Ooooooh! Can I please have a piece?

Midlandstech, South Carolina