Is Your Dad on Facebook?

Ditz to friend: He took me Facebook poking him as a romantic gesture!

TC Central High School
Michigan

Posted on February 21, 2021
Default, Feelings, Girls, Internet, Michigan, Pop culture, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized Just for the Ceremonies

20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on February 17, 2021
Clothes, Colorado, Food, Girls, Nipples, Sex

Eh, Christians Say Yes; Jews Say Hell, No

Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?

Edmonton
Canadia

Posted on February 15, 2021
Canadia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Students, Stupidity

Encino Man Is Her Porn

20-something girl to another: I love hairy West Coast men. If they look like they haven't showered or shaved in a good week, send 'em my way.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on February 13, 2021
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Names

That's What I Got You Last Year

Drunk male friend: What do you want for your birthday, baby? I can make it happen, just tell me what you want!
Really, really drunk birthday girl, pointing at someone else: I want in that guy's pants!

Norfolk, Virginia

Posted on February 11, 2021
Clothes, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Gifts, Girls, Questions, Sex, Virginia, Wishes

Are You Still Upset About My Sandals With Black Socks?

Dad: That’s an awfully big brownie. You know it’s so big it’s a Girl Scout.
Daughter: Silence.
Dad: Hey, this is funny stuff from your dad.
(daughter stares at him in silence)

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Kids, New York

And They Were Like, “Now We Can All Poke Without Passing Around Chlamydia!”

Girl: My friends are always saying I need to make a Facebook page and I'm like, “Why? I talk to you a-holes enough already!”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416332366/so-you-can-send-me-gifts-you-spent-a-dollar-on.html

Overheard by: sleeping on the job

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

Still, Nobody Better Lay a Finger on My Buttfingerer

Teenage girl to friend: And then he stuck his finger up my butt, and said “Oh, yeah, do you like that, babe?”
Friend: See, there you go. If you don't sit a guy down and tell him not to go up your butt, he will. Look at you, you're butt-fingered.

Subway Store
Maitland
Australia