Isn't That a Phone?

Dude: Man, that guy is your exact twin! He's like your doppleberry or something!

Inaugural Concert
Washington, DC

Overheard by: DingleGanger

Posted on March 25, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Washington, DC, Words

Wouldn't the Dragon Own You?

Girl on bus: I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
Guy on bus: Yeah, I don't have one but I'm pretty good at driving them.
Girl: Oh, I don't want to own one, just ride one.
Guy: Yeah, that's how I feel about dragons.

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on March 24, 2009
Alabama, Animals, Bus, Default, Girls, Guys, Weirdness, Wishes

You're Not Allowed to Desire Anything

Dude on streetcar: Anybody on the bus got a newspaper?
Friend: Dude, this is a streetcar.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Glad this town has transit options

Posted on March 24, 2009
Default, Friends, Guys, Oregon, Public transportation, Questions, Words

She's Just Gherkin You Off

Preppy girl: It's like eating pickle juice.
Guy: Like pickle juice?
Friend: How fucking stupid are you?

Rockford, Illinois

Posted on March 22, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity

Nobody Really Understood The Happening

Teen boy in car to dog walker (at top of his lungs, worried): Hey, girl! Watch out! The dogs are poisonous!

Midlothian, Texas

Posted on March 21, 2009
Advice, Animals, Default, Guys, Kids, Teens, Texas

And You'd Think Jews Would Get Tired Of Being Portrayed As Victims

Guy, exiting movie theater after Defiance: The problem with movies is they always make the Nazis look bad.

Alameda, California

Overheard by: lith

Posted on March 21, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, History, Movies, Names

Yes and Yes!

Female employee, seeing lunch being prepared: Oh, Kielbasa! I love Kielbasa! You know how I like my Kielbasa?
(pause)
Fireman #1: On your knees?
Fireman #2: In your mouth?

Maine

Posted on March 20, 2009
Body parts, Default, Employees, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Maine, Mouth, Questions

Like All Parents, We Were Hoping for a Little Lesbian

Seven-year-old-daughter: I'm sorry, daddy, but I love crafts!
Father: I know…can't you find another hobby?
Seven-year-old-daughter: No, daddy, it's going to be just like at camp!
Father: Yeah, your mother and I should have switched you at the hospital.

Michael's
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Diana

Posted on March 19, 2009
Dads, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Kids, New Jersey, Questions

And We Hope Our Passengers in First Class Enjoy the Foxy Boxing

Flight attendant: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1751 to Raleigh-Durham. My name is John and I am your head flight attendant today. I will be assisted by my lovely fiancee Sarah and my ex-wife Jill. It may be a little awkward but we hope you have a pleasant flight.

Runway
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 18, 2009
Default, Flight attendants, Georgia, Guys, Names, Plane, Public transportation, Relationships, Weirdness

She's Old-Fashioned That Way

Male hipster to another: So, I was jerking off into this vagina…

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: DagnyTaggart

Posted on March 17, 2009
Canadia, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Masturbation, Memory lane, Vagina, Weirdness

Guys