Unfortunately, There’s Not Enough of Them to Go Around

Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.

Kent, Ohio

Posted on August 19, 2014
Gossip, Hipsters, Ohio, Rack

Daniel Radcliffe: It Was Lipstick, Actually

Lady suit: I hate to say it, but Harry Potter’s penis is small.
Hipster girl: What! Nooo!
Lady suit: No, really — it is. He got an erection on stage… and it was just sad. But the weirdest part is that it was bright red, like they had put blush on it or something.
Hipster girl: What the fuck?! My dreams are ruined!

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/goblet-of-fire.html

Posted on December 4, 2013
About celebrities, Hipsters, Overheard in the Valley, Penis, Suits

Translation: “No Big Bang Tonight.”

Frumpy Hermionesque girl: Why don't we try to use the formula for finding the location of two galaxies next to one another?
Hipster boy in ironic winter hat: Why would we do that? We're trying to find the age of the universe. You're the worst partner ever.
Frumpy Hermionesque girl: Fuck you, I'm going to find the age of the universe on my own!

Undergraduate Library
University of Michigan

Overheard by: Todd

Posted on February 1, 2011
Girls, Hipsters, Insults, Michigan, Offers and requests, Science

Admit It– You're Strangely Aroused.

Pretty hipster in lab: It's cold in here and it's also not hot outside.
Pretty nerd in lab: Shouldn't the thrill of science keep you warm?
Pretty hipster in lab: That's such a stupid thing to say…

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Warm for Science

Posted on December 29, 2010
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Hipsters, New York, Questions, Science, Sensory experiences, Stupidity

Zoinks

Heavily tattooed man: She got this new haircut; it's short, but it's kind of… awkward.
Heavily tattooed woman: Like a bowl cut?
Heavily tattooed man: No, kind of like… What's-his-name, from Scooby Doo.
Heavily tattooed woman: Velma?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: jira monkey

Posted on November 22, 2010
Beauty, Hair, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, TV shows

They Could at Least Aquire Some Cheetah Girls.

Fat hipster girl: Do you know we didn't even get to see half the animals?
Skinny hipster guy: Dude, they don't have any sexy animals here.

Smithsonian National Zoo
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Lola Carmichael

Posted on September 10, 2010
Animals, Fat people, Hipsters, Questions, Sex, Skinny people, Washington, DC

The Plot Of Every Romantic Comedy, in a Nutshell.

Loud hipster on cell, in quiet restaurant: If you went into the jungle, I wouldn't follow you because I don't trust you! (pause) Awesome! Let's hang out.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Mrs. Rollins

Posted on September 10, 2010
Canadia, Hipsters, Offers and requests, On the phone, Relationships, Restaurants

He Gives the Same Answer to “Is the Bathroom Clean?”

Customer: Is this a cheese danish?
Hipster barista: It's lemon creme…kind of cheesy, I guess.
Customer: Is it good?
Hipster barista: Kind of… It's subjective.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania