Missouri

John McCain? Ewww

Skinny emo guy to emo girl: The only way I'm going to see him naked is if I picture it in my head. Oh, god damn it! I just saw it!

Missouri State University

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on January 13, 2018
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Missouri, Sensory experiences, Sexuality

By Show Of Hands, Who'd Give Him the Money Without Hesitation?

Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister!

Saint Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Margie

Posted on May 22, 2017
Black people, Default, Family ties, Guys, Missouri, Money, Public transportation, Queers

Dear Skanky Girl– Call Me — Love, Dave

Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge…

High School
Missouri

Overheard by: Jacob

Posted on February 27, 2016
Default, Education, Girls, Missouri, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex

You're a Burkoff, Dad

Little Girl: Look Dad, a buhraff.
Dad: That's “giraffe”–juh, juh, juh.
Little Girl, looking confused: Buhraff! Juh, juh, juh.

Zoo
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on January 1, 2016
Animals, Dads, Kids, Missouri, Parenting, Words

Everybody Thinks I Went to Eastern Europe for Breast Implants

Middle school girl: Normal bras don't work, because my boobs are, like, triangle-shaped.

Missouri

Posted on December 29, 2015
Girls, Missouri, Rack, Undies, Weirdness

Sentences Involving “Mom” and “Underwear” Aren't Typically a Recipe for Normalcy

Teenage girl #1: Oh my god, did I tell you my mom is wearing thong underwear?
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, that is so weird!

Old Navy Store
Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on December 20, 2015
Default, Family ties, Gripes, Missouri, Stores, Teens, Undies

NewsFlash: Cultural References from 1998 Finally Reach Missouri

Flight attendant: Fasten your seatbelt low and tight around your waist, like Britney Spears' pants.

Airplane
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on October 26, 2015
About celebrities, Advice, Airports & flights, Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Missouri, Offers and requests

From the Pilot Episode of Ugly Friends

Co-ed: This is just like a Friends episode, except we’re all ugly.

Poolside
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Jenn

Posted on October 16, 2015
Missouri, Philosophy, Students

Um, That's a Water Bottle.

50-something female suit: That's a dog? I thought it was a kid in a weird hat!

Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: really?

Posted on August 13, 2015
Animals, Clothes, Clothing, Kids, Missouri, Suits

You Were Supposed to Meet Me There in 1972

Drunk man: Where have you been all my life?
Drunk woman: At the bowling alley!

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: L3Gagneur

Posted on August 6, 2015
Drunks, Missouri, Questions