We Warned You About Drinking from the Open Bottles

NYU guy in audience during group skits: PBR doesn't taste as good on a Sunday morning as it did last night at the party.
NYU girl in audience during group skits: Yeah, I'm like, “someone might as well just piss in my mouth instead.”

Rock Hill, New York

Overheard by: I think I'll still go with the PBR

Posted on November 30, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Mouth, New York, Pee, Students

Why Show and Tell Is Discouraged After Elementary School

Short girl: I studied the wrong vagina!
Curlie: Me too, but I studied the right penis.
Chem teacher: Uh…

Onteora, New York

Posted on November 11, 2009
Education, Girls, New York, Penis, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Weirdness

Some Quotes Leave Your Editors Wanting to Hear Less

Girl to group: You guys! Everyone who has not had this fetus in their rectum is still a virgin!

Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York

Posted on November 6, 2009
Ass, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New York, Pregnancy, Stupidity, Virginity

Why Do You Think I Was Dressed As a Clown While Saying It?

Girl: You called me a slut and said you didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Guy: That was for show.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Kaleena

Posted on October 18, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, New York, Weirdness, Wishes

Sorry, we don't do special orders, that's Burger King

Woman who's too old to work at McDonald's: So, you want cheese on your sausage, egg and cheese?
Customer: Umm… okay, sure, yeah.

Centereach, New York

Posted on October 15, 2009
Clients, Employees, Food, New York, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Women

Long Island Has Feminists?

Overbearing mother: Let her see you in the bra! She will make sure it fits correctly!
13-year-old girl, buying first bra: Mother, I'm not for sale!

Victoria's Secret
Long Island, New York

Posted on October 6, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Moms, New York, Parenting, Stores, Teens

…After You Told Me If We Don't Have Sex, the Terrorists Win.

20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Will S.

Posted on October 3, 2009
Girls, Guys, History, New York, Time Management, Virginity

Brad's Mistake Was Majoring in Women's Studies

Guy to friend: Why do I have such a small dick?

SUNY Binghamton
New York

Posted on September 25, 2009
Comebacks, Friends, Girls, New York, Penis, Questions

But They Get Mad When I Try to Study Them

Guy #1: So how's your women studies class going?
Guy #2: Good! There's so many fine bitches.

Subway
Manhattan, New York

Posted on September 23, 2009
Education, Guys, New York, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

…But Wait: Your Girlfriend?

Dude #1: So, I'm trying to get my girlfriend to cancel her wedding to her friggin abusive boyfriend.
Dude #2: Wait! Your girlfriend?
Dude #1: Yeah, my girlfriend. Her boyfriend beats the shit out of her.
Dude #2: Word?
Dude #1: I mean, it's such a waste of money! They gotta spend money on the hotel and the reception. Such a waste, right?
Dude #2: I guess…

NYS Fair
Syracuse, New York

Posted on September 22, 2009
Guys, Infidelity, Money, New York, Questions, Violence, Weirdness