You Owe Me for Helping You Realize You're Gay

Young teenage boy: You owe me.
Young teenage girl: I owe you for what?
Young teenage boy: For sleeping with you for four years!

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Abby C.

Posted on December 31, 2020
Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Teens

Are the Stories About Martha Stewart As True As They Say?

Angry woman on cell: I want the fucking muffins!

Galleria Mall
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on December 29, 2020
Default, Feelings, Food, Malls, New York, Offers and requests, Women

For Some Reason, They Never Had Vanilla

Mr. Hon, hanging on car door: Hon! Tell mom here exactly where that swingers' club is, that I took you to on your birthday.
(wife says something unintelligible as she walks down path towards car)
Mom, sitting in car: Oh! That's where I used to buy ice cream when I was a little kid!

Public Pond
Kettering, Ohio

Posted on December 20, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, Memory lane, Moms, Offers and requests, Ohio, Sexuality

Imagine That.

Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I've never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You're kidding me, right?
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: You're so not getting a blowjob tonight.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: The white boyfriend

Posted on December 18, 2020
BJs, Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Smokers, Stupidity, Technology

But Here's a Coupon for a Complimentary Cavity Search

Irate mother: No, you don't understand. I need to board that plane now!
Stewardess at gate: Ma'm, you cannot board now. There is no airplane at the end of the jetway. Look–no plane out there.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032304/i-bet-a-lot-of-people-dont-understand-that-woman.html

Overheard by: delayed flights always make me irrational too

Posted on December 15, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Public transportation, Women

But I Don't Know Why the Caged Bird Sings!

Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking!

Valley Fair
Shakopee, Minnesota

Posted on November 22, 2020
Default, Family ties, Kids, Minnesota, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourist attractions, Women

Her Shirt Says “Jesus Is My Homeboy”

Fat drunk guy: I really like your shirt. It's very intellectual.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I'm in college, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that'll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I'm 18. Well…I mean, I'm 23.

Shreveport, Louisiana

Overheard by: Elle

Posted on November 20, 2020
Age and ageing, Clothes, Compliments, Default, Drunks, Fat people, Girls, Guys, Louisiana, Offers and requests, Questions

When You Locate the Controls Of Your Spacecraft

Quirky lesbian professor leading class in Kegel exercises: And everybody squeeze, hold, hold…release and squeeze, two, three…release.
Ditzy Indian, after shiver spasm: It gives me the willies!
Quirky lesbian professor: It's great, right!

Health Ed Class
Borough of Manhattan Community College, New York

Overheard by: Trying not to laugh at all the serious faces trying to hide these private exercises