I Need a Designated Thinker

Girl on cell: It's not that I don't want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don't want to get fucked up, you know? So I'm not really sure what to do.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html

Overheard by: I have that dilemma often

Posted on October 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Wishes

What If We Have Tea and Just Look Out the Window?

Girl on phone: Come on! Join me for a cup of coffee. We’ll finish studying and then we’ll jump out of the window!

University of Trieste
Italy

Overheard by: MissKinney

Posted on October 14, 2021
Italy, On the phone, Time Management

At Least, He Said It Was Mayonnaise

Girl on cell: Yeah, last semester the professor had this obsession with mayonnaise. It was freaking everyone out.

College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Tori

Posted on October 12, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Education, Food, Girls, On the phone, South Carolina

But Not a Real Green Dress –That’s Cruel

Girl on phone: I’ll go on MySpace and look until I die for a picture of you in a ugly green dress!

Orlando Ale House
Orlando, Florida

Posted on September 28, 2021
Clothing, Florida, Girls, MySpace, On the phone, Restaurants, Threats

You Didn’t Include the Instructions

Left on voice mail: I wanted to talk to you about these cupcakes. They are making me a little nervous. Call me.

Clearwater, Florida

Overheard by: friend of the cupcake king

Posted on September 12, 2021
Default, Florida, Food, Gifts, On the phone, Weirdness

Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan

College girl on cell: So, it's all good? Cause I'm just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn't go up!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396687245/only-one-of-us-is-fooled.html

Overheard by: just eating my pizza

Posted on August 31, 2021
Bimbettes, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sex

And My Dad Says I Don't Pursue My Goals!

30-something white guy on cell: It may be an all-time low, but I can successfully whack it to Telemundo.

Frisco, Texas

Posted on August 14, 2021
Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Texas, TV shows, Whiteys

…You’re My Mom and I’ll Always Love You.

Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I?d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on August 2, 2021
Body parts, Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Overheard at UMBC, Weirdness

Even Those Who Didn't Have Much in the Top Department

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Posted on July 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?

Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?

200 Bus
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: likewhoa

Posted on July 21, 2021
Bus, California, Family ties, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Words

On the phone