This Physics Project Is Gonna Get Us an “A” for Sure!

College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn't.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278089/want-me-to-show-you.html

Overheard by: a lil.

Posted on April 14, 2023
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Frat boy types, Happiness, Overheard in Minneapolis, Penis, Pride

Before My Sister Was Like, “Get Out Of My Room!”

Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl's vagina today!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278090/thanks-for-bailing-me-out-by-the-way.html

Overheard by: a. lil

Posted on March 31, 2023
Bragging, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Students, Vagina

They Later Stole the Cake

One of three bros, ordering a cake: And could you make it say, “Sorry we stole your car”?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032303/a-bottle-of-grey-goose-will-work-so-much-better.html

Overheard by: cake fixes all problems.

Posted on March 22, 2023
Crimes, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness, Words

According to This Algorithm.

Man: I'm too old for overnight adventures.
Woman: You're too married.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/359834371/that-too-2.html

Overheard by: garage girl #1

Posted on March 18, 2023
Age and ageing, Family ties, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Women

Public School Builds Character!

Little boy to parents: Nuh-uhhh! I only got thrown up on that one time!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/youre_still_young.html

Overheard by: alexis

Posted on March 13, 2023
Gossip, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis

Maybe I'll Leave My Top Button Unbuttoned Today!

Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html

Overheard by: chino latino

Posted on February 4, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

What Do You Mean You're Bringing Potato Salad Instead?

African-American man on phone: Well, now, you just bring your hair… and you be on your way.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/405923160/left-it-in-my-other-purse.html

Overheard by: serial forgetter of hair

Posted on February 2, 2023
Black people, Hair, Offers and requests, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness

… Doug

Man on cell: So, are we seeing a chick flick tonight? … Am I gonna get any play afterwards? … Sweet, I’ll see you later.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/this_is_what_romantic_comedies.html

Posted on January 9, 2023
Getting off, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

…And Later Hired As My Nanny

Receptionist to executive assistant: …so in conclusion, I got peed on…by a taxi driver…who I dated.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/316536671/and-it-didnt-work-out.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 31, 2022
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Weirdness

And It's Not So Much “Pick Up” As “Break Out”

Little girl pointing to City Hall: That's where we pick up daddy!
Mom: No, it's across the street at the jail.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/387165179/its-a-valuable-lesson.html

Overheard by: not good

Posted on December 27, 2022
Crimes, Family ties, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting

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