Father to three-year-old daughter, after she took her shirt off: Just like your mother.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310140762/i-want-to-hang-out-with-her-mother.html
Overheard by: is that how you met her?
Father to three-year-old daughter, after she took her shirt off: Just like your mother.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310140762/i-want-to-hang-out-with-her-mother.html
Overheard by: is that how you met her?
White cube farmer to another: Chicks don't like dudes with umbrellas. They like wild and crazy guys who aren't afraid of getting their hair wet.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/305658355/actually-this-is-true.html
Overheard by: alexis
20-something pregnant girl to baby daddy: I don't think we can handle a pet.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/304049831/too-late.html
Overheard by: babies are way easier.
Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/269132103/only-if-youre-trapping-someone-into-marriage.html
Overheard by: Did I miss something?
Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn't bad enough, it's even worse when the dude is naked.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312130/but-just-slightly.html
Overheard by: jfa.
Male patron, hitting on girl at bar: Not gonna lie, when I get drunk, I get charming.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312132/you-and-everyone-else-pal.html
Overheard by: friends of both
Cool guy to roommate: That's not even the most awkward thing you've walked in on me doing.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/286399449/so-im-giving-you-another-chance-later.html
Overheard by: I don't even want to know.
Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html
Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.
Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html
Overheard by: seward
Sarcastic teenage girl to mom: Guess who just got their period three days before prom!
Mom, putting hand over heart and exhaling in relief: Oh, thank god!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/281721439/sounds-like-its-a-little-late-for-relief.html
Overheard by: Jon
