Thank God Babies Come Housebroken.

20-something pregnant girl to baby daddy: I don't think we can handle a pet.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/304049831/too-late.html

Overheard by: babies are way easier.

Posted on October 14, 2009
Animals, Dads, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Preggers, Pregnancy

I Promised My Mom

Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/269132103/only-if-youre-trapping-someone-into-marriage.html

Overheard by: Did I miss something?

Posted on October 1, 2009
Advice, Age and ageing, Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Stupidity

At Least He Only Wanted My Clothes.

Teen to friends: Yeah, as if getting mugged isn't bad enough, it's even worse when the dude is naked.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312130/but-just-slightly.html

Overheard by: jfa.

Posted on September 30, 2009
Compare and contrast, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens, Violence, Weirdness

Is That What This Is?

Male patron, hitting on girl at bar: Not gonna lie, when I get drunk, I get charming.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312132/you-and-everyone-else-pal.html

Overheard by: friends of both

Posted on September 28, 2009
Bosses, Bragging, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Lies, Overheard in Minneapolis

Not Even the Most Awkward Thing Involving an Eight-Sided Die

Cool guy to roommate: That's not even the most awkward thing you've walked in on me doing.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/286399449/so-im-giving-you-another-chance-later.html

Overheard by: I don't even want to know.

Posted on September 24, 2009
Compare and contrast, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness

Some Of Emily Dickinson's Later Work Fell a Bit Short

Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html

Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.

Posted on September 21, 2009
Education, Feelings, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teachers, Violence

The First Season Of The Simple Life Was Rich with Conflict

Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html

Overheard by: seward

Posted on September 18, 2009
Anorexics, Diet & weight, Feelings, Food, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats

Wait– Are Periods Supposed to Have Placentas?

Sarcastic teenage girl to mom: Guess who just got their period three days before prom!
Mom, putting hand over heart and exhaling in relief: Oh, thank god!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/281721439/sounds-like-its-a-little-late-for-relief.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on September 17, 2009
Education, Health & Hygiene, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Teens

Hold On– Lemme Just Wipe It for Her

Annoyed lady on cell in bathroom stall: Mmm- hmmm… uh-huh, mmm-hmm, yep. Oh, before that, can you tell her to lick my ass, too?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276988159/sounds-refreshing.html

Overheard by: I hope she?s not talking about me.

Posted on September 13, 2009
Ass, Licking, Offers and requests, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Restroom, Weirdness, Women

The Kinds Of Questions Gay People Get Asked in the Midwest

Man to friend, very seriously: Now, when you shower, do you stand up?

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/i_dont_know_have_i_been_drinki.html

Overheard by: I prefer the fetal position

Posted on August 14, 2009
Douching, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity

Overheard in Minneapolis