Woman: So, now they're testing for incest.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328222687/theres-nothing-science-cant-do.html
Overheard by: Me
Woman: So, now they're testing for incest.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328222687/theres-nothing-science-cant-do.html
Overheard by: Me
Woman to companion, while waiting for bus: So, it was really lucky that grandma died on Christmas, because we just drove down and went from there. Otherwise, we would have had to drive down twice.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/337547794/that-would-have-been-so-inconvienent-for-you.html
Overheard by: …you're kind of a bitch
Teen, trying to convince friends: He wasn't lying! It was on Facebook!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328470377/we-all-know-what-that-means.html
Overheard by: the usher
Teen to friend at urinal: How many people do you think have whacked off into this urinal?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/339361199/just-you-little-buddy.html
Overheard by: seriously?
Middle-aged man: So the other day my friend asked me to borrow some porn tapes. He said he needed to teach his son about the birds and the bees.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324355344/getting-straight-to-the-point.html
Overheard by: the wirled
Freshman #1, reading from textbook: Butte. What is a butte exactly?
Freshman #2: A fancy way to say “butt.”
Freshman #1: God, you learn so much at college.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353858064/not-enough.html
Overheard by: kbay
Female college student: My new thing is going to bed at a decent time when I have class in the morning.
20-something college dropout: My new thing is binge drinking every day. But I guess that's not really new.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/357823613/everyone-has-a-routine.html
Overheard by: passing out at a decent hour
Mom to preteen son: If you don't straighten up your act, I'm sending you back to school with all Hannah Montana notebooks!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353019058/wouldnt-he-enjoy-that.html
Overheard by: that'll teach him
Guy to others: I heard she once open-mouth kissed a horse.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/317235919/pfft-who-hasnt.html
Overheard by: walking down the hall.
Father to three-year-old daughter, after she took her shirt off: Just like your mother.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310140762/i-want-to-hang-out-with-her-mother.html
Overheard by: is that how you met her?
