Overheard in PDX

Without Them, Donald Duck’s Too Creepy to Be a Role Model

Guy: Once you’ve seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.

Huber’s restaurant
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/briefing.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on October 8, 2014
Fashion, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Philosophy, Restaurants

We Could Pretend We're a Siamese Twin

Guy to female bartender: Why don't we just date other people together?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/proposal.html

Overheard by: rich

Posted on January 8, 2010
Bartenders, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Relationships, Sex

He Used to Just Be Known As “R. Kelly”

Girl, about her dog: Yeah… My friends call him “Facefucker.”
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/porn-dog.html

Overheard by: lauren

Posted on December 16, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Girls, Guys, Names, Overheard in PDX, Sex

That's Meg Ryan.

Girl #1: I want to have sex with that duck.
Girl #2: Shut up!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/ducks.html

Overheard by: io

Posted on December 11, 2009
Birds, Girls, Overheard in PDX, Sex, Weirdness, Wishes

Then Why Haven't You Helped Me Win Any Grammys?

Female tween, following older brother swimming in restricted area: Mom, can I swim where Dave* is?
Mom: No! Swim back over to the shore.
Female tween, in nasal whine: Oh. Myyyyy. God!
Mom: Hey, I gave birth to you. I am your god!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/supreme-being.html

Overheard by: matt.

Posted on December 9, 2009
God, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Tweens

Though I Notice You Are Cultivating Quite an Impressive Beer-Gut

College girl #1, walking past maternity section: That's a cute dress.
College girl #2: Yeah, I don't have the boobs to wear it.
College girl #1: Oh, that's a cute one too!
College girl #2: You don't have the fetus to fill out that dress.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/filler.html

Overheard by: m.

Posted on October 13, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Comebacks, Overheard in PDX, Pregnancy, Rack, Students

Especially When You're Black.

Manager: Pants off is the new black.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/new-black.html

Overheard by: fool

Posted on October 13, 2009
Bosses, Clothes, Clothing, Overheard in PDX, Race

How Sally Got Drunk for the First Time

Girl: Do we have any soda?
Guy: We have Pabst. It's pretty much the same.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/give-that-man-blue-ribbon.html

Overheard by: sarafist

Posted on October 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX

Giant Cock.

Little girl: I'm in love with a boy at my preschool.
Mom: Yeah? What's he like?
Little girl, shrugging: Blue eyes, blond hair, good skin.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/hes-10.html

Overheard by: amy

Posted on September 25, 2009
Education, Feelings, Kids, Moms, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Questions

Do You Like Origami?

Senior citizen: You should see my dick. I only had a quarter of it circumcised.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/t-m-i.html

Overheard by: b! X

Posted on September 22, 2009
Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Old folks, Overheard in PDX, Penis