Well It Is Exactly Nine Months Before Labor Day.

Tall girl: What is this? Let's-all-jump-Jennifer-and-get-her-pregnant Day?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Julianna

Posted on December 1, 2010
Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Violence, Washington

Bad Things Happen When Housemates Mate

Guy to crowd of housemates: See, this is the kind of toilet we want–it's rated to be able to flush one kilo of material at a time.
Girl: How many kilos does a newborn weigh?

Home Depot
Oakland, California

Overheard by: Alchemist George

Posted on August 14, 2010
Abortion, California, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Guys, Kids, Pregnancy, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes

Well, We Will Be Running Around in Diapers Before We Know It.

Older woman: Want to go see the movie Babies tonight at 7:30?
Older man: Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
Older woman: It's too late for it to inspire us!

Coffee Shop
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Greg

Posted on August 2, 2010
Georgia, Kids, Movies, Offers and requests, Old folks, Pregnancy, Stores

Apparently You Can Be Too Casual

Gay guy in fake British accent: Isn't it funny how people who want babies so badly can't have them, and other people who have a casual fuck pop them out like Pez dispensers?

Panera Bread
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: Cristina

Posted on July 30, 2010
Candy, Compare and contrast, Florida, Kids, Pregnancy, Queers, Sex, Wishes

Ireland: Encapsulated.

20-something boyfriend with arm around girlfriend: God, we've saved a fortune not buying condoms recently.
Girlfriend: Yeah, a few more years of this and a baby will have paid for itself!

Cork
Ireland

Posted on July 13, 2010
Condoms, Couples, Ireland, Kids, Money, Pregnancy

And Treat It in Much the Same Way.

Indian girl to friend: When I have a baby, I'm going to name it after my pet rock.

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on July 5, 2010
Asians, Friends, Girls, Kids, Names, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Pregnancy

Can Unprotected Sex Do That?

Home girl #1: Ay, foo, I thought I was pregnant!
Home girl #2: Oh, nahh!
Home girl #1: Yeah! Junior was all “Ay, you got your period yet or what?” and I was all “no, why?” and he goes “because I was tryn' to get you pregnant!” Chhh! Crazy huh?

CSULA Cafeteria
California

Overheard by: Itshahaholly

Posted on May 25, 2010
Bars & Clubs, California, Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Relationships

Best. Reality Competition. Ever.

19-year-old girl on phone in dorm: I have two weeks to have children. I only have one egg left!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on May 12, 2010
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, On the phone, Pregnancy, Time Management, Weirdness

Shhh– He'll Hear!

Girl #1: You shouldn't drink that. It's bad for the baby.
Girl #2, drinking wine: It better be.

Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia

Overheard by: Eden

Posted on April 28, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Pregnancy, Virginia

College: In a Nutshell.

Freshman girl to friends: Guys, I really need to ask you a huge favor. I think I might be pregnant and you guys might have to punch me in the stomach to get rid of it.

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on April 23, 2010
Abortion, Canadia, Pregnancy, Students, Stupidity, Violence

Pregnancy