All the Other Races Do It!

College girl to college guy: So you won't marry me but you'll procreate with me?

Glendale, Wisconsin

Posted on June 9, 2015
Frat boy types, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Sorority types, Wisconsin

We Named Them After the Kids on Seventh Heaven

Woman on cell waiting in line for lunch: Oh, to keep you in the loop, we are not getting pregnant any time soon. There is like no sperm. They said there were eight, but they were retarded.

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on June 7, 2015
Default, On the phone, Pregnancy, Virginia, Women

They Should Put a Camera in There, Like at Spash Mountain

Girl #1: Walking is the most natural form of transportation.
Girl #2: Or the birth canal. It's like America's water slide.

Friendswood, Texas

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Pregnancy, Texas, Vagina

So I No Longer Let My Children Have Co-Ed Slumber Parties

Laughing man: Yeah, a lot of kids were conceived that night, especially after they broke out the crotchless panties.

Watkins Glen, New York

Posted on June 1, 2015
Clothes, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Pregnancy, Sexuality

Goodness, Just Look at the Time!

Tanorexic blonde on date: So basically the fucking doctor told me that my cervix is fucked up.
Uncomfortable-looking date: Right…
Tanorexic blonde on date: Yeah. Cunt told me that it'd be like pushing a baby through a toothpaste tube. I gotta go get it widened or some shit like that. Or that thing where they cut you open…
Uncomfortable-looking date: A caesarian?
Tanorexic blonde on date: Yeah. That's it. Baby kebab.

Leamington Spa
England

Posted on November 26, 2014
Anorexics, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Couples, England, Food, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Pregnancy, Weirdness

And He’s Not Getting Out ‘Til He Learns the Combo

Male coworker: So, wassup?! You holding down the third trimester? You got that thang on lock?!
Preggers coworker: Hell yeah!

Oakland, California
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardincali/29528.html

Posted on November 24, 2014
California, Coworkers, Overheard in California's Journal, Pregnancy

Which Kardashian Is Which? Show Your Work.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Look at the little toddler snowsuits!
Girl #2: Will one of you please get knocked up?

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on November 19, 2014
Clothes, Clothing, Girls, Kids, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Pregnancy

Is That What's Meant by “I'm in a Jam”?

Guy #1: The pop tart is cooked, and by that I mean that I fucked her and now she's pregnant.
Guy #2: I can't wait for the day when I can say that to my mother.

Pullman
Washington