They Outsource to Aunt Flo

Lanky black guy making sandwiches: Man, I don’t understand them girls with long nails! How they clean they ass and they uterus?

Subway, University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Don’t make my sandwich with those

Posted on July 18, 2015
Black people, Florida, Questions

Well, We Do Have a Couple Of Pre-op Trannies

Girl: Oh, I'm doing Zumba today at five.
Guy: What's Zumba? Can I do Zumba?
Girl: Well…you can.
Guy: I can?
Girl: Yeah, it's not like there's a sign that says “No penises allowed.”
Guy: But “no penises” is implied.

University of Miami
Florida

Posted on July 18, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Penis, Questions

We'll Now Begin the “Sensual Massage” Portion Of Our Flight

Flight attendant, over loudspeaker: We will now be dimming the lights for the remainder of the flight.
(Lights dim)
Flight attendant, in deep, sexy voice: Are you in the mood to fly now? I thought so…

Southwest Airlines Flight
Austin, Texas

Posted on July 18, 2015
Airports & flights, Flight attendants, Public transportation, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Raise Your Hand If You Want To, After Reading This?

Dutch flight attendant, collecting airsick bags: Vomit? Vomit? Vomit? Vomit? Thank you. Vomit? Vomit, sir?

NWA Flight
Newark Airport, New Jersey

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on July 17, 2015
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Questions

My Point Exactly

Stoner #1: Yo, what time is it?
Stoner #2: Oh! I know, right?

Roslindale, Massachusetts

Posted on July 17, 2015
Drugs, Feelings, Friends, Massachusetts, Questions, Stoners, Time Management, Words

Don't Think I Didn't Learn About Heteronormativity in Preschool

Young boy to mother, after getting cup of tea: Oh, what's this? A cup of tea for me? Are you married? Pah! I don't want your married germs!

Akaroa French Fest
New Zealand

Posted on July 17, 2015
Health & Hygiene, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships

Rhode Island's a Very Small State, Dear Reader

Girl, waiting for Italian professor: How can she know Italian well enough to teach it when she can't even speak English that well?

Rhode Island

Overheard by: Doesn't Speak Italian

Posted on July 17, 2015
Education, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Rhode Island

Mind If I Feed Her This Pot Brownie?

Sorostitute: Oh my god! Your baby is so cute! How old is she?
Single mom: One.
Sorostitute: Oh my god. She is so precious! I love children, I keep the nursery in church and I used to babysit, like, all the time. Do you think I could…
Single mom: No.
Sorostitute: Hold her?
Single mom: No.

University of Alabama

Posted on July 15, 2015
Age and ageing, Alabama, Beauty, Biotechs, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting, Questions, Sorority types

Wait 'til You Hear My Story About the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny's Gay Orgy

Three-year-old boy: Do Santa and Batman fly in the sky together?
Mom: I hope they're careful if they do, because otherwise… Batmobile crashes into Santa's sleigh, boom! (makes explosion noises) Santa and Batman. Dead.
Three-year-old boy: (laughs hysterically)
Auntie: I'm glad he laughed at that, otherwise you were getting the “worst mom” award.

Antelope, California

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pop culture, Questions, Wishes

Questions