Male neighbor: Hey, how ya doin’?
Female visitor: Not so good.
Male neighbor: What’s wrong? Girl problems? Something with your hoochie-koochie?
Lake Tapps, Washington
Overheard by: baker98391
Male neighbor: Hey, how ya doin’?
Female visitor: Not so good.
Male neighbor: What’s wrong? Girl problems? Something with your hoochie-koochie?
Lake Tapps, Washington
Overheard by: baker98391
Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?
Frisco, Texas
Overheard by: Abs
Student: Who doesn’t want to blow up a fat man before they die?
Ethics class, Oregon State University
Corvallis, Oregon
Friend #1: You’re not inhaling!
Smoking girl: Do I have to inhale?
Friend #1: Yeah. Otherwise you’re not really smoking.
Friend #2: You’re just getting mouth cancer.
Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
White girl to Asian guy: So… How often is Chinese New Year?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com
Overheard by: tom
Blonde: You know the bases? If third base is sex, then what is a home run?
Montclair State University
New Jersey
Overheard by: my friends are really dumb sometimes…
Planned parenthood speaker: Who wants some condoms?
Class, in unison: Your mom.
High school assembly
Englewood, Colorado
Fruit fly: Does he like me?! I think he might, but if he doesn’t… He has to know that I like him! Or am I being too obvious?
Queer friend: Ugh! Heterosexual relationships make me queasy!
Montreal
Canadia
Four-year-old boy: So, girls have ‘ginas, and boys have penises?
Mom: Um, yes, hon.
Four-year-old boy: You have a ‘gina?
Mom: Yes, honey. Shhh.
Four-year-old boy: Girls at school have ‘ginas? Teachers have ‘ginas?
Mom: Yes, honey. Now shush.
Four-year-old boy, contemplating: I always wanted to see one of those.
Phoenix, Arizona
Chick on cell: You can do that naked?!
Dude: Honey, you can do a lot of things naked.
Blockbuster Video
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Revulsion of People
