The David's U.S. Tour Got Everyone Excited

Dude #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Dude #2: Well, I know I'm going to see at least one more naked person this weekend than usual.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on December 19, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Leisure, New York, Questions, Sexuality

I Know What You Did Last Sundae Was an Instant Box Office Smash

Little girl: I don't want ice cream, daddy. Know why, daddy? (in a demonic voice) Because it's evil!

Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on December 17, 2008
Default, Evil, Food, Girls, Iowa, Kids, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

The Next Fox Game Show

Mother: Do you want to go poop on mommy's floor, or make in the potty?
Two-year-old: The potty!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: meg

Posted on December 16, 2008
Default, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Poop, Questions

Nah, They Know the Pecking Order

Bookseller to pregnant coworker: Aren't you worried there will be jealousy between the chickens and your unborn child?

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Just browsing

Posted on December 16, 2008
Birds, Customers, Default, Feelings, Kids, Maine, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

Together We Could Rule the World!

Pretty teenage girl #1: Why do all the geeks like me?
Pretty teenage girl #2: Why do all the alcoholic German boarders like me?

Boca Raton Mall
Florida

Posted on December 15, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Florida, Girls, Malls, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

I Was Tired

Girl #1: Oh my gosh, it was so awkward. I was so tired yesterday, I walked in my room and my roommate was totally having sex with a random guy.
Girl #2: Oh god, what did you do?
Girl #1: What do you mean? I took a nap.

American University
Washington, DC

Posted on December 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

I Don't Have to Protect the Fantasy of Your Desirability

Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on December 13, 2008
Burping & farting, Default, Etiquette, Frat boy types, Friends, Girls, Guys, Lesbos, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

No

Happy hour drinker: My menstruation looks like meat. Is that normal?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396710383/i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sounds-of-my-retching.html

Overheard by: no, good heavens no!

Posted on December 12, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Weirdness

Technically, I Don't Even Think I'm in That Class

Girl #1: And everyone was like, “What? This isn't what was on the study sheet! This test is unfair! We're so confused!”
Girl #2: Oh, wow. Were you confused, too?
Girl #1: No, I didn't look at the study sheet. I went downstairs and drank a bottle of wine with you.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 12, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Girls, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Questions

A Lot Of People Were Misinformed About the McCain/Palin Ticket

20-something #1: So are they good for each other?
20-something #2: Yeah, you know, he's all wacky-o and she's like a scientist.
20-something #1: Oh, I see.

Thunder Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on December 12, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Questions, Relationships

Questions