So You're…a Coxswain?

Girl #1: My two biggest concerns in life are rowing and gays.
Girl #2: Rowing and what?
Girl #1: Gays!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on March 22, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sexuality, Virginia

Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What's that?
Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Posted on March 18, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

I Didn't Expect the Irish to Be Such Pussies

Coworker: Where were you? You were meant to be in work at 7!
Drunk Slovakian guy arriving at work: I drank Jack Daniels until 5 this morning, then went to bed. I woke at nine and fucked Jane, then got my brother to drop me off at work.

Craigavon
Northern Ireland

Posted on March 17, 2021
Coworkers, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Family ties, Foreigners, Ireland, Questions, Sex

That's Your Yearbook Quote?

Teenage girl to friends: The groin is the eye, no?
Teen friend: The eyes are the groin of the face!
First teen: Right!

Ferry
Larkspur, California

Overheard by: I Know, I know

Posted on March 15, 2021
Boat/Ferry, Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

To Ruin Someone's Political Career?

15-year-old boy, covered in makeup: Why would you take photos if they aren't for MySpace?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/178950.html

Posted on March 14, 2021
Fashion, MySpace, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

Ah, the Irish Imagination

Little boy, as plane starts its descent: Oh my god! What are going to do? We are going to get stuck in the clouds! Please! Somebody help us! Help!

Dublin
Ireland

Posted on March 13, 2021
Airports & flights, Default, Guys, Ireland, Kids, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions

A Public Service Warning for All Education Majors at Smith

Education professor: Marshmallows are not alive… are they?

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Posted on March 6, 2021
Massachusetts, Questions, Teachers

…So Now Joe and I Are Dating.

Nine-year-old: Logan almost got a girlfriend!
Six-year-old: Really?
Nine-year-old: Yep. Remember Courtney?
Six-year-old: With the glasses?
Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. After that, Joe was like, “I want a girlfriend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, buddy. Me, too.”

Swimming Pool
Louisiana

Posted on March 5, 2021
Gossip, Kids, Louisiana, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness, Wishes

Fifth Grade's Usually When Kids Develop Flayva

White girl to Hispanic chick: I swear, in 5th grade you were, like, white.
Hispanic chick: White, like, acted white? Or white like white skin?
White girl: Like, white. Weren't you ever white?

Panera Bread
Fairlawn, New Jersey

Overheard by: Siberia

Posted on March 1, 2021
Age and ageing, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Default, Foreigners, Memory lane, New Jersey, Questions, Race

Nah, They’re from Jersey

Girl at brunch: Are your parents from… anywhere?

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/they-are-as-matter-of-fact.html

Overheard by: tim

Posted on February 22, 2021
Chicks, Overheard Lines, Questions

Questions