I'll Just Slip Into Something More Comfortable

Evolution professor: So why can't humans have more then just two sexes? Man, that'd be a lot of fun, wouldn't it?
Class: (uncontrollable laughter)
Evolution professor: Oh, I can see. (pause) I shouldn't have said anything, let's continue…

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: I'm glad he said it

Posted on February 24, 2019
California, Colleges & Universities, Education, Gender issues, Questions, Sexuality, Students, Teachers

Why You're Not Supposed to Return to the Scene Of a Crime

Little girl to store employee: Do you remember us?
Employee: Yes, of course I do.
Little girl: Oh, no! Run away! He remembers us!

Mission Viejo Mall
Mission Viejo, California

Posted on February 17, 2019
California, Default, Employees, Girls, Kids, Malls, Memory lane, Offers and requests, Questions

I Got High Enough to Develop Altitude Sickness

Hipster chick #1: Yeah, we did opium last night.
Hipster chick #2: How was that?
Hipster chick #1: I vomited until my ears popped.
Hipster chick #2: Awesome!

Blue Line
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Eve

Posted on February 12, 2019
Default, Drugs, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Illinois, Public transportation, Questions

…at Scrabble?

Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?

New Zealand

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Infidelity, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

First, Imagine You Don't Admit Guests Back There

Very gay man: I need to sit like a man…wait, how do I do that?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/06/you-didnt-get-manual-during-initiation.html

Overheard by: almost a lawyer.

Posted on February 8, 2019
Default, Overheard in Philly, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Everyone Laughed at Wendy Until Her Fast-Food Franchise Took Off

Pigtailed four-year-old girl to couple behind at checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don't know you.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don't forget me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/393659778/we-all-know-you-now.html

Overheard by: that girl is going to be famous

Posted on February 7, 2019
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

Jeez, Even the Vatican Doesn't Go That Far

50-something clipboard guy: Excuse me miss, do you have just a couple minutes for campus international?
Girl: Sorry, I don't believe in other countries.

University of Minnesota

Overheard by: Cornielius

Posted on February 4, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

You're an Ass Whore?

20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!

Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona