So What If It Was During an Airport Body-Cavity Search?

Fag hag, about friend's boyfriend: Well, at least he has a nice guitar.
Fag: No one notices a guy's guitar on the first date…except maybe you.
Fag hag: Hey, at least someone fingered my g-string recently.

Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: Ari

Posted on July 6, 2015
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Fag hags, Florida, Gays, Relationships, Sexuality

I'm Way Too Shallow to Date a Bald Guy.

Young woman on cell: Who is this? (pause) He is my baby, not my boyfriend! I told you that. (short pause) What's wrong with you?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/343960110/that-probably-cant-be-summed-up-in-a-phone-call.html

Overheard by: yikes!

Posted on July 3, 2015
Family ties, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Women

No. I Said, “Pass the Bread.”

Drunk guy to drunk date: So wait, you want us to be in an anonymous relationship?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412832/hiding-it-from-others-or-from-themselves.html

Overheard by: justarrivedtothebarsober

Posted on July 2, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Wishes

Mary Now Remembers Why They Stopped Dating

Girl, to guy who just got off a ski lift: Joe? Is that you? It's Mary. We used to date!
Guy: Oh, yeah, I thought you looked familiar from behind.

Ski Resort
Tahoe, Nevada

Posted on June 30, 2015
Assholes, Girls, Guys, Nevada, Relationships

Like, Is It Still in the Shrink Wrap? Lightly Used? Ruined?

Poetry girl: I've been so depressed all weekend.
Poetry guy: Well, why have you been so depressed?
Poetry girl: I wrote this poem about divorce, so I was thinking about divorce all weekend, and it just made me so depressed.
(long pause)
Poetry girl, loudly: Can you tell me about the human condition? I mean, can you really tell me about the human condition?

George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: The Bu

Posted on June 29, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Virginia

Along With Everything I Learned in Grade School

Drunken girl #1: Ah, that tubby boy kissed me.
Drunken girl #2: Doesn't matter, just remember the rule.
Drunken girl #1: “We don't share”?
Drunken girl #2: No, the other rule.
Drunken girl #1: “Your dress can be as short as you like, as long as you're wearing stockings”?
Drunken girl #2: No. The “if you don't remember it, it didn't happen” rule.
Drunken girl #1: Oh, I'm forgetting it now, then.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on June 26, 2015
Australia, Clothes, Default, Drunks, Fashion, Girls, Memory lane, Politics, Questions, Relationships

Why You Shouldn't Wait to Have Sex 'til Marriage

Med student #1: You broke up with her because of a facial expression?
Med student #2: Man, if you saw her “o” face you'd would've done the same. (makes contorted face with mouth wide open)
Med student #1: Oh, hell yeah… that's some ugly shit to come to.
Med student #2: I would have never been able to get off… and all those sounds!
Med student #1: Sexy?
Med student #2: Jungle. Primal.

School of Medicine
University of Maryland

Overheard by: Mykl

Posted on June 25, 2015
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Maryland, Questions, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Students

But Variety Is the Spice Of Life

Redhead gay in short shorts: Did you ever imagine yourself falling in love with a ginger vegetarian?
Smoking gay in short shorts (taking drag from cigarette): Not in a million years.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355863076/i-love-them-2.html

Overheard by: Ian