Anyone Else Find This Lady Frightening?

Short girl hugging friend: Let's make CocoRosie jokes and spoon.

Basketball Game
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sounds pretty nice to me

Posted on June 3, 2009
Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Offers and requests, Relationships

I'm Like, “Everybody Dies– Walk It Off!”

Guy with mullet on cell: He's in that “oh, my wife just died” mood. (long pause) Yeah, I know. Boo-hoo, ya fuckin' pussy!

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: Just wants to buy some Spaghetti-O's

Posted on May 31, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Florida, Guys, Relationships, Vagina

And That the Nineties Are Over

Drunk teenage boy: Heyyy, ssssuuuuupp, buddd… (stumbles away)
Sober teenage boy: I guess he's too drunk to notice that we're not friends.

Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on May 30, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, New Jersey, Relationships, Teens, Words

Remember the Time We Woke Up Handcuffed to That Goat?

Girl: Oh my god, Amanda*, I haven't seen you in so long. I feel like I'm making bad decisions because I haven't seen you.
Amanda*: Ha, I feel like I'm making too many good decisions because I haven't seen you. We need to get me in more trouble. And maybe keep you out of it.

Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on May 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, Relationships

A Kayak? Ohhh, a Kayak— Gotcha.

Middle-aged man: So, how is your husband?
Middle-aged woman: He left me three years ago.
Man: Oh. (awkward/embarrassed laugh) I'm sorry to hear that.
Woman: It's okay, I bought myself a kayak.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Posted on May 16, 2009
Default, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

And the Third Is to Ask If We Watched America's Next Top Model Last Night!

Blond on cell: She doesn't call us in six months and when she does, the first call is to tell us that her boyfriend is dead on some motel floor, and the second call is that her mom is dead on the sofa!

Houston, Texas

Posted on May 16, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Girls, Gripes, Relationships, Texas

Tell Me You Didn't Get It Just to Use That Line?

Girl: Yeah, my husband's in Iraq. And I just got a boob job! How do you like my rack?

High School Reunion
Michigan

Posted on May 2, 2009
Body parts, Default, Geography, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

But It Came with the ESP Feature

Teen guy #1: Fuck, my girlfriend hasn't texted me back in over two hours!
Teen guy #2: Do you even have your phone on you?
Teen guy #1: No, it's in the car.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on April 30, 2009
Default, Gripes, Guys, New Zealand, Questions, Relationships, Teens, Texting

So He's More Of a Business Associate Than a Friend

Climbing instructor to terrified new climber being held by another: Is he or is he not your friend? Would a friend drop you?
Terrified new climber: Well, he's my husband, so I don't know!

Climbing Gym
New York City, New York

Posted on April 26, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, New York, Questions, Relationships

Especially an All-Girls' College?

Smithie: Why do I go to college if my only ambition is to be a constantly drunk trophy wife?

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on April 24, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Students

Relationships

Anyone Else Find This Lady Frightening?

A Kayak? Ohhh, a Kayak— Gotcha.