You Never Know Which One Will Be Your Last One

Drunk young girl: Whatever. She could have had sex whenever she wanted.
Drunk mother: Well, she's beat you by a few years!
Drunk grandmother: I haven't had sex in such a long time.

The Keg
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Canadia, Drunks, Family, Family ties, Moms, Parenting, Sex, Time Management, Wishes

Um, Have You Seen It Pole Dance??

Giggly blonde teen: Ew, you know bestiality is illegal, right?
Giggly brunette teen: It wasn't bestiality!
Giggly blonde teen: And yet you know that your cat is good in bed?

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Animals, Bimbettes, Canadia, Crimes, Sex, Weirdness

I Smell a Sitcom Premise!

Drunk tailgater dude: Remember when you paid for that girl I fell in love with?

The Rose Bowl
Pasadena, California

Overheard by: Chad

Posted on October 1, 2009
California, Drunks, Feelings, Money, Sex

But I Thought Mimes Loved Boxes?

Female to male coworker: Stop trying to fit me into things!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/square-peg-says-what-to-round-hole.html

Overheard by: tla

Posted on September 30, 2009
Coworkers, Eavesdrop DC, Sex, Weirdness

Fox: “Can We Base a Reality Series on That Premise?”

Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/01/wasnt-that-the-season-finale-of-what-not-to-wear/

Overheard by: philosopher

Posted on September 29, 2009
Overheard at McGill, Sex, Sexuality, Teachers, TV shows, Violence, Weirdness

Why Ben and Jerry Are Such Studs

Girl to friend: And he tried to order frozen yogurt, so I didn't sleep with him. If you want to bang me, you have to eat full-fat ice cream!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 22, 2009
Diet & weight, Food, Friends, Girls, Pennsylvania, Sex, Wishes

Dan: “Wrong Enough to Be Right?”

Girl in class: Dan, can you spread me out? (pause) Oh, that sounded wrong.

University of Northern Colorado

Posted on September 18, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Offers and requests, Sex, Students, Words

Who Wants to Volunteer for My First Demonstration?

Economics professor, discussing equilibrium in trade curves: When you reach that point, the climax, everyone can go home satisfied and exhausted. So as you can imagine, we're going to fool around with these curves quite a bit.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/american-university-where-you-can-get.html

Overheard by: au

Posted on September 15, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Eavesdrop DC, Education, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

That Explains the Sweatpants

Drunk girl to guy she just met: I'm not having sex with you!
Drunk guy: That's okay, I'm on my period.

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Posted on September 11, 2009
Canadia, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Health & Hygiene, Sex, Sexuality

The Enemy Of My Imaginary Enemy Is My Imaginary Friend

Hip-hop thug on train bursts out, to no one in particular: Fuck you, man!
(spits on floor) You don't like it, do somethin' 'bout it. (pause) You want my dick? You want to be on my dick?
(silence).
Chica sitting opposite: Who are you talking to?
(hip-hop thug mumbles)
Chica: I don't think anyone wants to be on your dick.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on September 10, 2009
Chicks, Insults, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Sex, Strangers, Threats, Thugs, Train, Wishes

Sex