Where Would Either Industry Be Without Silicone?

College girl: The way I see it, chemistry is just like prostitution.

Northern Michigan University

Overheard by: everyone gets screwed?

Posted on October 23, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Michigan, Science, Sex, Sorority types

At Least Not Without an Audience

Waiter #1: We need to get this shit done and get out of here.
Waiter #2: Yep. I need to get to the bar. Molly's not gonna fuck herself tonight.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on October 19, 2009
Baristas, Indiana, Sex, Weirdness, Wishes

Considering What We Did Last Night.

Girl #1: With the right emphasis, anything can sound dirty.
Girl #2: I'll jump on your trampoline.
Girl #1: I'll park in your car park.
Girl #2: I'll reverse up your back alley.
(pause)
Girl #2: I think it just got too literal.
Girl #1: Me too.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on October 18, 2009
Australia, Girls, Sex, Weirdness, Words

You Never Know Which One Will Be Your Last One

Drunk young girl: Whatever. She could have had sex whenever she wanted.
Drunk mother: Well, she's beat you by a few years!
Drunk grandmother: I haven't had sex in such a long time.

The Keg
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Canadia, Drunks, Family, Family ties, Moms, Parenting, Sex, Time Management, Wishes

Um, Have You Seen It Pole Dance??

Giggly blonde teen: Ew, you know bestiality is illegal, right?
Giggly brunette teen: It wasn't bestiality!
Giggly blonde teen: And yet you know that your cat is good in bed?

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 10, 2009
Animals, Bimbettes, Canadia, Crimes, Sex, Weirdness

I Smell a Sitcom Premise!

Drunk tailgater dude: Remember when you paid for that girl I fell in love with?

The Rose Bowl
Pasadena, California

Overheard by: Chad

Posted on October 1, 2009
California, Drunks, Feelings, Money, Sex

But I Thought Mimes Loved Boxes?

Female to male coworker: Stop trying to fit me into things!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/square-peg-says-what-to-round-hole.html

Overheard by: tla

Posted on September 30, 2009
Coworkers, Eavesdrop DC, Sex, Weirdness

Fox: “Can We Base a Reality Series on That Premise?”

Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/01/wasnt-that-the-season-finale-of-what-not-to-wear/

Overheard by: philosopher