Like, They Could Be Electronic or Something

Freshman, walking out of library: Geez, these books are heavy! They should make, like, lighter versions of books…

Melbourne University
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Eavesdropper…

Posted on March 19, 2021
Australia, Compare and contrast, Gripes, Sensory experiences, Students, Wishes

Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What's that?
Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Posted on March 18, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

The True Test of Whether You Should Be Wearing Skinny Jeans

Hipster girl: Ugh, I had, like, the worst day yesterday. I was skipping on the quad, and I ripped my skinny jeans.

Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on March 3, 2021
Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gripes, Hipsters, New York, Students

But You’re Our Spanish Teacher

White teacher: Time to yell grades! These are the good ones: Smith, Jameson, De-Jesus…
Asian kid, whispering to friend: Isn’t it supposed to be Degesis?
White kid, to teacher: Did you just say ‘De-Jesus‘?
White teacher: I’m white.

Columbia, New York

Overheard by: Father Seraph

Posted on February 26, 2021
Names, New York, Students, Teachers

Eh, Christians Say Yes; Jews Say Hell, No

Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?

Edmonton
Canadia

Posted on February 15, 2021
Canadia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Students, Stupidity

Which Also Influences My Sleep Patterns and the Santa Ana Winds

Male student: I feel that this case may have been influenced by the fact that…well, people just hate Michael Bolton.

Seton Hall Law School
South Orange, New Jersey

Overheard by: he's got a point

Posted on January 25, 2021
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Guys, Music, New Jersey, Students

You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

MBA #1 whispering: Every time [the professor] says, ‘investment of comparable risk,’ don’t you feel like he is saying, ‘rodents of unusual size’? Like in The Princess Bride?
MBA #2: You don’t like Accounting, do you?

http://overheardatkmc.blogspot.com/2006/10/rouss.html

Posted on January 4, 2021
Class, Education, Movies, Overheard at KMC, Students

…And I'm Usually Into 20-Something Honduran Men…

Law student: So, listen. He went to get a manicure the other day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rubbing my arm and I kinda started getting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kinda weird because she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mississippi College School of Law