You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

MBA #1 whispering: Every time [the professor] says, ‘investment of comparable risk,’ don’t you feel like he is saying, ‘rodents of unusual size’? Like in The Princess Bride?
MBA #2: You don’t like Accounting, do you?

http://overheardatkmc.blogspot.com/2006/10/rouss.html

Posted on January 4, 2021
Class, Education, Movies, Overheard at KMC, Students

…And I'm Usually Into 20-Something Honduran Men…

Law student: So, listen. He went to get a manicure the other day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rubbing my arm and I kinda started getting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kinda weird because she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mississippi College School of Law

Posted on December 30, 2020
Age and ageing, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Erections, Health & Hygiene, Mississippi, Students, Weirdness

Probably the “Pot” As Well.

Skateboarder in large banana suit: We put the ‘ass’ in ‘potassium’!

Ohio State University
Ohio

Posted on December 3, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Fruit, Ohio, Students, Words

At Least She Correctly Identified Them As Birds.

High school girl, looking at seagulls feeding: That ain't crows, them are ducks!

http://talovich.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Yugan

Posted on November 29, 2020
Birds, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Language barrier, Other sites, Students

If the SATs Were Actually Useful for Life

Teacher: What word do you think would fit there?
Student: Uh… “clusterfuck”?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 21, 2020
Colorado, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

It All Started When I Tried to Separate the Laundry…

Preppy teenage girl #1, before Sex and the City movie: Oh! I heard that Jennifer Hewitt is in this movie!
Preppy teenage girl #2: No, it's Jennifer Hudson.
Preppy teenage girl #1: Whats the difference?
Preppy teenage girl #2: Jennifer Hewitt is the white actress who made a CD and can't sing and was in the Garfield movie. Jennifer Hudson is the black girl from American Idol who won an Oscar for that movie with Beyonce.
Preppy teenage girl #1: Are either one of them singing in this movie?
Preppy teenage girl #2: I don't know.
(long pause)
Preppy teenage girl #3: Speaking of black people, I got in trouble for being racist at work today.

Plano, Texas

Posted on November 20, 2020
About celebrities, Default, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Movies, Race, Students, Teens, Texas

Which Also Explains the Peanut Butter Smears

College student: That one answer is wrong. You put a nine instead of a six.
Professor: I was probably stoned at the time.

Sussex, New Jersey

Posted on November 13, 2020
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Education, New Jersey, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

And Did She Swallow That?

Sophomore guy #1: She got pissy that I didn’t want to talk to her anymore.
Sophomore guy #2: What did you do?
Sophomore guy #1: I told her, ‘I have pressing GPA issues to worry about and can’t be concerned with whether or not you are going to be giving me head.’

Dartmouth College
Hanover, New Hampshire

Overheard by: steph