Girl: My history teacher says women are more evolved than men.
Biology teacher: And what evidence does she base this on?
Guy: Oprah?
La Follette High
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Tangent
Girl: My history teacher says women are more evolved than men.
Biology teacher: And what evidence does she base this on?
Guy: Oprah?
La Follette High
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Tangent
Grad student #1, receiving a detailed explanation of the theory of evolution: Well, you seem to know much more about the subject than I do…
Grad student #2: I have creationist parents.
Oxford
England
Latin professor: Can anyone use a Latin interjection in a sentence?
Student: Lo! Look at that angel!
Latin professor: Yes, that is a very common interjection.
University of Denver, Colorado
Teacher: What is life really about?
Student #1: Cars!
Student #2: Love!
Student #3: Money!
Teacher: Why hasn't anyone said “sex” yet?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Irot
Co-ed: This is just like a Friends episode, except we’re all ugly.
Poolside
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Jenn
Physics major #1: Well, I lost my credit and debit cards, so I had to call and cancel them.
Physics major #2: Oh yeah, those girls who took off your pants, right?
McGill University
Canadia
16-year-old student: Ah, those were the days… people talked on the phone, and phones got phone calls…
High School
Binghamton, New York
Freshman: Are Arby’s sandwiches any good?
Junior: Arby’s sandwiches are Jesus Christ!
Gilbert High School
Gilbert, Arizona
Teacher: What that show didn't tell you is that ferrets smell like dirty wet dog.
Seven-year-old girl: Well, you know you can get their scent glands removed.
Teacher: Yeah, but is that really good for them?
Seven-year-old girl: I think it's about the same as removing a dog's testicles.
Seattle, Washington
AP English teacher: Can anyone tell me what feminine rhyme is?
Guy in class: Um, rhyme that's not very good?
Winona Senior High School
Winona, Minnesota
Overheard by: Stephanie Miene
